We’ve all seen Ugly Truth and remember that scene where Katherine Heigl totally lost her mind in the restaurant while wearing the vibrating panty. Her reaction might seem like a bit of an overexaggerating, but rest assured, this one-of-a-kind lingerie goes hard; REALLY hard. This article is a comprehensive guide to buying and using vibrating panties. So, if you’re someone that’s interested in getting a bit kinky with your underwear but don’t know where to begin, this article is just the thing for you. Without further ado, let’s jump right into the real deal.
What Are Vibrating Panties?
We’re just doing this section as a formality because everyone already knows what vibrating panties are. Basically, as the name suggests, they’re panties with a clitoral vibrator hidden discreetly inside.
There are two reasons why people purchase vibrating panties. The first is obvious, for foreplay. These vibrating panties are actually pretty sexy and can work perfectly as regular panties if you take the bullet out. This particular quality makes them very “appealing” to your partner during foreplay – Especially if the vibrator is turned on and they have the remote in their hand.
The second reason is public play. Women working 9-5 jobs can get pretty damn bored. Well, vibrating panties is their way of instilling a certain amount of pleasure into their regular schedule.
Types of Vibrating Panties
You can’t exactly categorize vibrating panties since they’re so different from one another. But, we’re going to give it our best shot. Every single vibrating panty out there could possibly fall in the below categories.
The Regular Vibrator
This little vibrator comes with a special panty with a small pocket where the vibrator is meant to be placed. The bullet is removable and you can use the garment like any of your other pair of panties. It also makes cleaning a lot easier since you don’t have to worry about ruining your bullet. However, the real problem is that the settings on these vibrators usually need to be changed by pressing the buttons on the bullet. Not exactly convenient when you want to get a bit kinky on the go.
Now these vibrating panties are the real deal. They’re controlled by using a remote and sometimes even a special smartwatch or an app on your smartphone. They’re extremely easy to use and have a decent amount of range as well. Your remote controller will work at a maximum range of 50 feet but this number can vary depending on the manufacturer. These wireless vibrators are perfect for public play.
We don’t exactly know why these vibrators are even a thing. Who likes to have a cord restricting their every single movement? You could use these products for couples play, but they just can’t be used in public at all. A wire coming out of your panty will raise quite a few eyebrows and make people suspicious. The only reason people buy wired vibrating panties is because they’re really cheap. If you’re not willing to spend a ton of money on sex toys, wired panties could be a viable option.
These bullets are one of the newer vibrators in town. These products don’t come with any lingerie; they just include a bullet vibrator. But, the best part about this bullet vibrator is that it can be attached to any regular pair of panties.
Featured to consider
This is technically a buyer’s guide, so we’re going to help you figure out the type of product you need to purchase. Here are a few features your brand new vibrating panty needs to have.
Yes, your vibrating panty needs to be absolutely dead silent. Yes, vibrating panties are technically always supposed to be discreet, however, there are a lot of products in the market that are supposedly quiet, but still rumble like a miniature tractor. You need to make sure that your new panty isn’t like this. Even a small buzz in a quiet room will be enough to make people doubtful. And, it’ll only be a matter of time before people start figuring out that the buzz is only there when you’re in the room. Soon enough, your friends and family might start guessing where the buzzing noise is coming from – And, trust us on this one, you don’t want people finding out what’s going on in those pants.
Battery is another extremely important thing to be vary of. You’re going to be using your vibrator for extended periods of time. Regular vibrators have the capacity to allow a full hour worth of play on maxed out battery, but with a vibrating panty, you’re going to need more than that. Most manufacturers usually list out the battery timing on the packaging. If the battery life is less than 3-4 hours, consider finding some other product. And, make sure you read a few customer reviews online, companies do lie about battery timings.
Now, the material of the toy itself doesn’t really matter that much. But, the real problem comes up when you start lubing up your toy. Most commonly used material to make bullets is silicone. While silicone is one of the finest materials available in the market, you’re forced to use a water-based lubricant with the bullet. The main predicament here is that water-based lubes aren’t meant to last a long time. You’re going to have to reapply every hour or so. This can be really annoying when you’re planning on wearing the panty whole day long. The better option would be to get a bullet that won’t get damaged by silicone-based lubricants. These lubes last for an extended period of time. You’d still have to reapply, but it would just be once or twice instead of 5-7 times in one day.
Best Vibrating Panties on the Market
So, you know what features need to be included in your new product. How about we suggest a few of the most popular vibrating panties money can buy to make your choice even easier? Here are four of our personal favorite vibrating panties.
The Lovense Lush takes the top spot on our list, and deservedly so. The tech incorporated in this device makes it the Tesla of vibrators. Seriously, if Musk made sex toys, this is what they would look like.
Lush isn’t technically a vibrating panty, it’s just a really convenient and discreet bullet vibrator, but it can easily be worn inside your underwear without any hassle. The bullet is curved in a way that it hits your G-spot perfectly. It will feel really comfortable and cozy inside while provide the necessary amount of vibrations to make your dull day extremely fun.
The best part about Lush would be its connectivity. You can use Lush with an app on your phone. You wouldn’t need to use a remote control or reach down there to change the settings. Another great feature is the way the Bluetooth hardware is installed in this device. A common problem with all wireless toys is that their connectivity leaves a lot to be desired. The hardware isn’t bad, it’s just that when the toy is inserted into the vagina, it keeps losing connecting. Lovense fixed this problem by extended a thin portion of the toy outwards that contains the Bluetooth hardware. This means that even if the toy is completely inserted, you won’t experience connectivity issue since the thin portion is still outside.
All things considered, this toy is pretty darn flawless. There’s not a single problem you’ll face with this Lush.
Similar to the Lush, the Sync isn’t practically called a vibrating panty, but it can be used comfortable while wearing a panty. The Sync is pretty unorthodox when it comes to the actual design of the product. The Sync is like a misshaped-U and both ends of the U combine to create a complete experience. Sync allows you to stimulate both the clit and the G-spot simultaneously to get you to the big O.
The Sync uses magnetic charging which is a really nice touch. You won’t get that much discreetness while charging the Sync using the dock, but it does offer privacy while it’s under use. The motor is quite and powerful at the same time. Now that we mentioned the motor, the Sync has over 6 different vibration patterns and intensities to keep the play interesting. Moreover, the Sync can also be used during intercourse. Yes, during actual intercourse – You can easily use the Sync during PIV sex. The shaft of the Sync is pretty slim meaning that it won’t take up too much space away from your partner and create a mind blowing orgasm for both parties involved.
LELO Lyla 2
The Lyla 2 was made with two things in mind; size and power. The size was designed to be as small as possible while the motor was meant to be absolutely monstrous. And, to be blunt, LELO achieves both fairly conveniently and came up with the Lyla 2.
Right out of the box, Lyla 2 proves to you that it’s worth the price. No one in the business knows how to pack as well as LELO does and they went all out with the packaging of the Lyla 2.
The Lyla 2 comes with a discreet remote that will easily be disguised as some piece of makeup in your handbag. Apart from that the Lyla 2 is totally waterproof and has an absolutely amazing battery time.
When it comes to vibrations, Lyla 2 has a pretty decent number of stuff to keep you busy. There are 8 different pleasure settings to ensure that your day doesn’t have a second of boredom as you switch between its various settings.
We’d definitely recommend buying the LELO Lyla 2. It’s just the type of toy every fanatic needs to have in their collection. The price is pretty hefty, but we’re absolutely sure that you won’t mind spending so much money after the very first session with the Lyla 2.
Fifty Shades Freed My Body Blooms
This is a toy that’s more on the interesting side of things. If you’ve used a toy from the Fifty Shades collection, you’d realize how amazing these toys actually are. And, My Body Blooms is no exception. Everything from the pack to the remote is so impressive that we just couldn’t resist from putting it on our list.
The vibrator itself looks and feels amazing. It’s made out of silicone and ABS Plastic; both of which are extremely high-quality. It’s small and really discreet. There’s absolutely no noise while using this toy in your pants. You can use the toy for over two hours with just 60 minutes of charge. And, when you talk about just the look, the toy and the remote come in a purple color that just reeks luxury.
The panty itself is also really impressive. It’s made of nylon and satin with lace briefs and ribbons that will definitely do a lot to make your man go wow. Overall, this toy is a pretty solid contender and it can, without a doubt, go one-on-one with the best vibrating panties out there.