Squirting Dildo Guide

There comes a time when a regular old dildo is just not enough. You’re getting that look and feel through the newer and advanced toys but you’re not getting that final jizz. Some women might like the fact that there’s no mess to clean up afterwards, but if you’re a lady that likes getting things more on the wet side, then boy do we have a present for you. If you haven’t heard, there’s something called a squirting dildo that could be the answer to all your prayers. We’ll talk about what these sex toys are, how to use them and some popular options available in the market. If you’ve ever been interested in buying a squirting dildo, then make sure you’re definitely going to want to read this guide.

What Are Squirting Dildos?

Basically, squirting dildos are sex toys that are designed to give you that little extra bit missing from regular dildos. You can ride a dildo, but you can’t really get the same feeling when you make your man’s ball empty, now do you? That’s where squirting dildos come in to help you out. Once you’re getting close to climax yourself, this toy will eject a semen-like liquid right out the tube to make it seem like the dildo is doing the same. In some cases, this liquid is actually edible and flavored to add that oral sex effect to your sessions. Overall, this is a pretty exciting toy for women that are used to a dry dildo.

Using a Squirting Dildo

You might think that it’d be a bit complicated to use a squirting dildo, but it’s really not. The first thing you need to do is load up the supply drop. Squirting dildos usually come with a fake-cum recipe that you can use to make an infinite amount of liquid for you dildo. Follow the recipe to come up with some liquid and make sure you fill up the bowl to the brim. You wouldn’t want to get thirsty during climax.

The second step is to lube up your toy. Just use some of the lube that comes with the toy, most manufacturers do tend to provide that. If you don’t have one, grab some silicone or water-based lubricant (depending on your toy) and go absolutely ham.

Now, it’s time to start using your piece of beauty. Once you’re nearing climax, you can press a button, squeeze a pump, and do a few similar things to release the semen from the squirting dildo and voila! You have now achieve the complete simulation (and stimulation) of an actual penis and cumshot without a boyfriend. Congratulations!

Features you need to Consider

Before you go out and buy a squirting dildo, we do have a few buying guidelines you need to know. Make sure that you read these otherwise there’s a pretty good chance you end up with a mediocre product.

The Size

Just like any other dildo, the size of the squirting dildo is the first thing you should consider. Squirting dildos aren’t exactly made to seem that much real. They don’t have bulges and veins like dildos do and most of the time, they’re way too big than the actual thing and when we say way big, we mean WAYYY big. They go up to 12 inches sometimes too. If you’re looking for that extra girth and length, by all means, go big or go home. But, if you want to stay a bit moderate and settle for an average sized dildo, try something close to 6 inches.

While we’re on the topic of size, let’s also talk about the size of the liquid your dildo will hold. This mostly depends on how you’ll be using your dildo. If you’re more interested in using it for oral purposes, then a dildo with a smaller pouch will work just fine. If you want it for penetration, a slightly larger sized will do the job. However, if you’re the type of gal that likes being drenched after sex, then go all the way up to the largest bowl you can find. Hopefully it’ll be enough!

Toy Materials

A majority of the squirting dildos available in the market are made of low quality materials like cheap plastic, jelly or PVC materials. They might cost less and seem attractive, but don’t ever go for these toys. There’s just a long list of reason why they shouldn’t be a part of your sex toy collection. These materials are porous, meaning that if you’re sharing, there’s a huge chance of you sharing body fluids with someone, which isn’t anything to be taken lightly. Second of all, porous materials are a pain to clean. It’s so difficult to get all that jizz off of the toy and you’ll probably spend hours scrubbing away at the toy. However, if you get something a little expensive like silicone, you won’t be at risk of contracting an STD. At the same time, silicone is so much easier to clean. You could simply use warm water and an anti-bacterial spray to make the material good as new. Tons of fun and no time to clean, what else could you need in a squirting dildo.

Delivery

We don’t mean the actual delivery of the product. We mean the way it delivers the liquid. There are two common ways squirting dildos deliver the semen. The first is through a syringe. We feel that the syringe is really inefficient since it requires too much hand-coordination and you might not have that at all while you’re having a trembling orgasm. The better option is the squeeze-bulb. The bulb acts like a pump and you squeeze it to launch out a blast of the liquid. There are several other ways squirting dildos deliver cum too, you can browse around the web to find one that suits your liking.

Best Squirting Dildos

This wouldn’t exactly be a guide if we don’t mention some of the best squirting dildos, now would it? To fulfill the formality and to let you know exactly what are the hottest selling squirting dildos out there, we’ve compiled this list of four products that are absolutely slaying the market when it comes to sales. If you can’t find one based on the features we talked about above, then just buying one of the following ones is a safe bet.

The Drencher

The name seems really dominating and to be blunt, that’s exactly the work we’d use to explain the Drencher. Well, first of all, this thing is absolutely monstrous. The size of this thing is 10-inches and length isn’t the only department it’s so satisfying in. The Drencher’s name is there for a reason. The amount of synthetic semen this thing can carry can and will be able to make you drip in fake cum. Doc Johnson was also generous enough to provide us a bottle of the fake semen to ensure that the first few rounds of ‘drenching’ are well funded by the manufacturers.

Apart from that, the dildo is made to be highly realistic. It’s designed with complete veins and bulges to be that much closer to the real deal. When it comes to material, the Drencher is made using medical quality silicone. As you have learnt from earlier in this guide, silicone is the perfect material to be used for squirting dildos since they’re non-porous. Porous materials like plastic or PVC absorb the liquid and get really disgusting just after a month or two.

Deep Derek Ejaculating Dildo

Deep Dicking Derek series is a line of highly famous dildos that are just women’s favorite. The reason behind their popularity is that they’re a unique blend of cheap and realistic. These toys are made of PVC instead of silicone, but they’re actually really good as compared to most PVC products in the market. Silicone products are always pretty expensive, so we decided to mention some other material too. This toy being PVC isn’t a deal breaker and you should definitely try giving it a shot.

You can clearly see that we like our dildos large since this one also stands at a firm 9.5 inches with a full 2.4 inches in girth. Another interesting part about the toy is its delivery system. It’s highly convenient and won’t take much out of the realistic feeling of the toy. Instead of having to push down a syringe or chortle a pump, all you need to do is squeeze the balls and the Deep Derek will do it’s job on you.

The storage space of the toy is also decent. It’s nothing as huge as the Drencher, but it’s still commendable. It’s also really easy to ‘reload’. Just place the tip in the liquid and depress the balls and release. The beautiful balls of Deep Derek will suck in all the goodies inside.

Eruption XL

To continue our fetish for extra large squirting dildos, we introduce the Eruption which truly has extra large in it’s name. Before we even get into anything thing, we’d like to issue a warning. This toy is not for the faint of heart. Only ever use this if you consider yourself the maestro of dildos. This toy is the largest on our list with an insertable length of 12.5 inches, yes you read that right. This monster is over a foot in pure length, 2.75 in girth and weights 15 ounces – Talk about a heavy hitter.

The material used to make the Eruption is PVC, but once again, it’s not that cheap PVC otherwise it wouldn’t be on our list. It’s the highest quality material out there, completely phthalates free. One small drawback of the Eruption XL is that you’re going to have to consider how you plan to use the toy before you purchase it. Most women use dildos that have suction cups. These toys can be stuck onto a wall and the gals can ride it all they want. However, the Eruption XL doesn’t leave any room for this wall-riding behavior. The bottom of the toy is rounded meaning that it doesn’t stand on it’s own and there’s no way you could stick it to a wall. So, before you go out and buy this bad boy, know this; you’ll have to do the hard work yourself. This isn’t really that much of a disadvantage; it just limits the amount of women that’ll have fun using this toy.

Pop! Ejaculating Dildo

We’ve been focusing a lot on realistic dildos. It’s time to step a little bit from the mainstream squirting dildos to something a little fanatical only meant to stimulate and not to be realistic. Thus, we introduce Pop!, a pink ejaculating dildo. It looks absolutely nothing like a dildo, and that’s the beauty of it. It’s pink, how girly can you possibly get?

Enough with the blasphemy of PVC, let’s go back to high-grade silicone. The Pop uses smooth, medical-grade that just feels absolutely amazing inside. Inserting it isn’t even an issue because of how frictionless the surface is.

This dildo is smaller than some of the other toys on this list. It’s 7.5 inches which is by no means tiny, it’s still decently sized. But, it’s a good product for beginners since manning up against a 7 inch dildo isn’t that tough of a task.

Another great thing about Pop is that it isn’t just meant for solo play. This thing can fit inside any general harness and can easily be used for some kinky couple play. How cool is that?