PicoBong Moka Review

PicoBong Moka

Disclaimer: In return for my honest evaluation, SexToysUK supplied me with a free PicoBong Moka. YMMV. To embigge, click any picture.

PicoBong Moka, whose name I can’t say with a straight face, sold by SexToysUK, is a G-spot vibrator (or G-Vibe, if you’re PicoBong, but since “C-Spot” we don’t let them say phrases) that can also be used on the clitoris. I heard terrible things about PicoBong’s first generation of toys and then grudgingly enhanced reviews for the second collection, which contains the Moka, so I was very interested to see for myself whether this toy would be nice.

PicoBong Moka
PicoBong Moka

The neon pink Moka comes in a neon pink cardboard box with a transparent plastic window showing the toy and listing its main characteristics (waterproof, 2x AAA battery, close silent, body secure silicone, 12 strong modes). Inside, with a warranty booklet, the toy sits upright. Unfortunately, the packaging is flimsy and mine is already torn and squashed a little bit.

But wait, I missed something from the Moka box contents! Let’s speak about the dumb thing about charm! PicoBong’s first generation of toys came with a purple d6 (or six-sided dice, as you call them ordinary folk) that had a PicoBong toy on each side. This die has been ridiculed almost universally. But what do you understand? I’m not calling it fair! I’m gathering dice! I want a strange, nearly unusable dice to die because half of my collection of dice is strange, nearly unusable! You understand what I need not? A dumb thing about charm. But what I get is a dumb thing of charm. Sigh.

Do you understand what most reminds me of this dumb rubber phone charm? 14-year-old girls. Do you understand what I will NOT remember when I wank? Spiders for the camel. But there are also girls who are 14 years old.

THE MOKA

The PicoBong Moka is a strongly curved toy with a beautiful, rounded handle and a classic G-spot flat head. It is made of a silicone that is very silky and smooth to the touch with absolutely no drag and is also naturally non-porous, sterilizable (remember you can’t boil a vibrator), body-safe and sharingable. It’s also waterproof, apparently up to one meter, but I haven’t tested that, making cleaning simple. A tough body without giving or squeezing is covered by the silicone and the battery cap region at the end is made of ABS plastic.

Moka is 8.5′′ long, of which 6.5′′ can be inserted. The vibrator’s shaft is 1.4′′ at its widest and 1′′ at the slender neck, ending in a flat elliptical surface of 1.5′′ by 2′′. Shape-wise, the concept of their parent business LELO, which you can see in the GiGi and Ella, was obviously nicknamed by PicoBong. The PicoBong Moka comes in neon pink (which I have), sky blue or lilac and requires two (unsupplied) AAA batteries inserted under a twist-cap into the toy base.

The Moka’s features are very simple to use. Press the + button to switch it on and click it again to cycle through the seven speeds of the toy. You click the –button to reduce the vibration power and when the Moka is at the smallest velocity, it also turns off the toy. What’s great is that you don’t have to constantly tap the button to do this, you can just hold down the+ or –buttons to whizz through the speeds and the toy will switch off again after the smallest velocity. By clicking the M button, the 12 vibration patterns are accessed and you can use them at any of the speeds. Nevertheless, you seem to have to press the buttons very decisively to get it to alter modes, which can be a little irritating.

VIBRATIONS

As you click down the+ button, the vibrations on the Moka gradually increase without having separate velocity settings. I often assume I’ve turned off the toy at its lowest speed when I haven’t, as it’s really the barest of flickers, sure to please anyone who likes to start very gently before building up. I consider the Moka really very solid at the best velocity, which was a surprise given the complaints about the absence of energy on the first generation of toys from PicoBong. Not the strongest ever, but definitely enough for me to be satisfied and strong enough for the Moka to hold their head high. The vibrations are not quite rumbly (but not super buzzy either) and yet they are actually quite deep and far more than the surface level. All in all, I really enjoyed the Moka vibrations, though I believe stronger vibrations might be helpful to use the toy internally as designed. They’re working, but there’s always fairly much better there. I would offer A-externally and B+ internally the power and style of the vibrations.

There’s also an impressive amount and range of patterns on the Moka, 12 in total, though the usual constant vibration is one of those. The patterns are beautifully distinct, including some that I never had before. Definitely the strangest of patterns is what PicoBong calls “Bumper Cars” and is basically a blend of random speeds and durations. Patterns aren’t precisely my bag, but I discovered that most patterns were fairly enjoyable and exciting. I took a video of the patterns below, but I’m not quite sure how useful it is. The reason? The Moka is such a quiet toy and hearing the vibrations is really difficult. This may fit you if you like discretion in your toys. It’s definitely one of the highest strength-to-quiet ratios I’ve met.

IN USE

The mocha is intended as a G-spot vibrator, but it can be used on the clitoris as well. The vibrator’s flat head rubs the G-spot for internal use and the curve angles it in beautifully. I discover it really easy to hit my G-spot without any real effort on my part. I’m just putting it in and bam, G-spot. All it requires is a slightly soft thrusting. The toy’s rigidity implies it puts enough stress on my G-spot, but I believe the key is the curve angle and the head shape.

I have a fantastic LELO Ella, and Ella and Moka appear to be in the same form; the only distinction is that the Moka is a little larger than the Ella. Probably it’s safe to say that if you love the Ella, you’ll appreciate the Moka’s shape and the only problem you could really have is material (Ella: strong but flexible, Moka: rigid, unyielding).

The Moka is good for internal use as well. The flat head is very helpful for wide stimuli and for more pinpoint focus you can use the ellipse tip. What’s more, the design’s rigidity implies you can put a lot of pressure on it, which is definitely my kind of thing.

CONCLUSION

A great surprise was the PicoBong Moka. I didn’t expect to like it as much as I do, and although it’s not by any means my favorite toy, it’s a strong vibrator with a few faults. It’s body-safe and well-made, with maybe the only problem with design is that some people don’t like button placement (I don’t mind them). The silicone is beautifully silky-smooth and the curvature, flat head and stiffness make the G-spot exciting a fantastic design.

The only true region for enhancement is the vibrations as there is always a little more punch in handy, but I personally discovered the vibrations to go quite deep and range from ridiculously subtle to respectable. This may not be enough for you if you’re a energy queen, but I believe most individuals would be happy.

You can also use Moka outside, so it’s a excellent all-rounder. And if that’s not enough, it also comes with a dumb charm on the phone. What else can you ask for? SexToysUK now offers the PicoBong Moka. ♦