Review: We-Vibe Passionate Play Collection

We-Vibe Passionate Play Collection

The collection of We-Vibe Passionate Play involves a bullet vibrator that you may have heard of; the Tango–often known as the finest bullet on the market. It also involves the We-Vibe 4 Plus–a’ vibrator couple’ that can be worn during penetration by a vulva-owning person. Now I’m sitting on the fence skeptically rolling my eyes at most’ couples vibrators,’ but the urge to’ wear’ a vibrator during sex persuaded me that it was worth checking out.

We-Vibe Passionate Play Collection
We-Vibe Passionate Play Collection

I selected a LIMITED EDITION version with a super adorable light blue We-vibe 4+ and a pearly white Tango (generally in dark blue or bright yucky-pink). The storage box is beautiful and includes nicely; both toys, a remote vibrator for the Couples, a Tango magnetic charger, a We-Vibe 4 + docking style charger, a silky storage bag, a silky sash and a manual of instructions.

Let’s get the simple part started. The Tango. It’s awesome fucking. I mean, it’s a CLITORAL DYNAMITE stick! And like most explosions, I sometimes get these pleasantly strange clitoral aftershocks after orgasming with the Tango, where my clit throbs / pulses hard for up to five minutes after I turn it off. It’s pretty awesome.

The size of the Tango for a bullet is average. The shape is not groundbreaking either, but the angled tip of the lipstick is useful to change the position, pressure and articulation of the bullet on your genitals slightly. The Tango fits well into nearly all of my toys that contain bullet holes. Indeed, I’m tempted to bring all my dildos with frustratingly tiny un-tango-able-holes up the firing range and put REAL bullet holes in them.

The Tango is completely waterproof, so it just had to have a magnetic charger in the end, joyfully. Her pants. You can not move an inch in the same space as a Tango loading without running the risk of the cable jumping off spontaneously. On the upside it seems to last a heck of a long time after you have finished mission impossible and fully loaded the Tango. It also doesn’t have the irritating practice of other Denia ** Side-eyes ** vibrators where they operate their own battery flat in your drawer so you’re left sad, lonely and vibration-less when you’re using it.

The Tango has on the foundation all EIGHT modes regulated by a single button. It has four strengths from the lowest to the OH-MY-FUCK-town graduation. It has four patterns as well, the first two I really like (HONESTLY), I think they’re called’ Tease’ and’ Wave.’ Before now, I’ve never got off on an oscillating pattern, but these take me a little more softly to orgasm than normal methods.

The power behind the Tango is phenomenal; it’s powerful, it’s rumbly, it’s a sex toy rocket that’s targeted and locked into your areas of enjoyment. Because of its plastic layer and absence of silicone or surface mass, the vibrations do not spread and soften as on the We-vibe touch. It allows for a much harder sort of vibration to get used to.

The Tango has a low-power warning feature, it basically flashes orange at the base but only when the Tango is turned off –so on you mid-play it might still die unexpectedly. That said, once I notice the orange light, it works as a useful reminder that toys need to be charged. I’ve owned my Tango for four months now and only started it twice –I’m not sure if it’s an outstanding battery life or demonstrates just how little time it requires to be switched on before I’m wasted, the less I need to use that infernal charger the better.

The Tango is intended to be silent whispering, but this is clearly a measure that depends completely on the person. If you share a space with it, you can definitely hear the Tango, but a dense duvet can muffle it. Hearing the Tango’s engine now creates a Pavlovian reaction in me, I’m pretty sure, because when it’s around I definitely dribble like one of Pavlov’s dogs.

For this bullet vibrator, I have very strong feelings, in reality, I’d go so far as to say it’s the only bullet I’ve ever really rated. C wouldn’t think my assertion of an orgasm moment of less than two minutes until that’s when I tucked it behind his balls in a handwork. He’s getting it right now. The Tango is your Vibe if you like pinpoint stimulation and tiny vibrators you can readily make space for during partnered play.

Small but powerful, easy yet completely efficient, some might find the stimulus given by the Tango a bit harsh, particularly as the vibe itself is strong, but for me it’s the fastest way to get off. Certainly the simplest orgasm is not always the best, but who always has the time or energy for a’ sensual’ session to be drawn? Sometimes only a quick wank will do, and the Tango will truly shine on those occasions.

You can buy the Tango on your own for about £ 55 depending on where you shop, but if you bite the bullet (not literally –poor Tango) and splash the cash, you probably won’t be disappointed!

The We-Vibe 4 Plus is a creature somewhat more complex. Couples vibes are hard to get correct, notoriously. They don’t have to fit one body, they have to fit two and they don’t have to please one person, they have to please two. They also tend to be designed solely for hetero-couples. What kind of sucks.

However, the We-Vibe 4 + is off to a nice beginning; first it’s created by We-Vibe who lovingly introduced us the Tango, second it’s a tried and tested revision from a line of semi-successful predecessors. So, with all that in mind, how bad might it really be?

Well, to start with, this vibe doesn’t share the really awesome engine of the Tango,’ why isn’t the hell?You’re supposed to murmur yourself right now. Unfortunately, in my search to find a vibe that I could wear during sex, I was determined to proceed. Because dick is my favorite thing and vibrations come a very near second, I wanted to eventually… appreciate the best of both worlds seamlessly.

The 4 + is waterproof, but instead of a magnetic charger it has a charging dock, can I get an amen? Silky soft but not seamless, the Silicone is tut-tut. To turn the vibrator on and alter the modes, there is a single button. You can either use the included remote to control the vibe wirelessly or get the We-connect app. If you regulate the vibe this way, there are additional patterns, with a total of 10 distinct methods.

Before disconnecting, I get about three feet of use on the controller, which is more than enough to change mid-sex patterns. Bluetooth is used by the phone app, it has an even better variety (four feet) and enables some customization. On any pattern, you can separately alter the intensities of both engines and generate a playlist of your favorite ones. The app also tells you how much battery remains in the toy, which is a nicely small feature.

So how’s that fit? Quite merely, with a little lube the inner arm slips inside of you and the bulk of the vibrator lies above your clitoris, you may need to re-adjust some flap… just say. Beginning with it may feel a little tight, but it stretches a little bit. It also tends to feel like it’s about to push itself out, but when I made some experimental star-jumps (for science), that’s only happened to me once so far.

So what are those solos vibrations? Picture a child who has just been told that they can’t eat their Halloween candy until they clean up their room. When I switched the 4+ on, that was my pouty face. The vibrations are just not much of anything, they’re not entirely soft or buzzy, but they’re feeling… kind of shallow. It’s even boring.

The inner arm is worthy of complete un-orgasm, it’s not long or well-formed enough to boost my g-spot, so the vibrations could be on my forearm for everything I care about or notice. The clitoral one sits perfectly for me and maybe on a nice day when Chris sucks my breasts and gropes my butt.

So talking about Chris, how well does the 4 + share his above-average penis inside me? Well… it’s not impossible, it’s not too comfortable. Certainly there is no pain, but in a strange manner it adds to the sensations WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE. It’s quite out of the question to have real vigorous sex, it’s just… in the manner. Yet I can not grind against him either comfortably.

I NEED them to be powerful to notice vibrations during sex, and the We-Vibe 4+ is just not powerful enough. Chris seems to appreciate the clitoral arm’s vibrations, but he’s NEVER cum in fact while we’ve been using the 4+. The app is nice, but for this toy it seems to kill a little over. Quite honestly, I don’t want to have sex with someone who stares at their phone, so we tend to use the controller only.

It’s difficult to summarize the collection as a whole, the Tango is ideal (apart from the pesky charging cable) but you could purchase it alone, so is it worth shelling out the additional cash to get the We-Vibe 4 Plus and some silky things? The kind of individual I would suggest a seriously powerful vibe like the Tango is obviously not going to like the We-vibe 4 Plus sub-par vibrations and the kind of individual who would appreciate the We-vibe 4 Plus’ soft notes would likely find the Tango too difficult and overwhelming.

Basically, the collection teams together two very different items and, if you like one, you probably won’t like the other. A pleasant touch is the silk sash that can be used as a blindfold or a restraint, it definitely lends to the theme of’ couples,’ but it is not enough of a reason to purchase the collection. Essentially my recommendation is to either purchase the Tango if you like to vibrate tough and rumbly or the We-Vibe Four Plus if you have more subtle vibrations.

Review: Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo

Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo

For a while now, after purchasing the Maia Swirly and failing miserably to conquer its girth, I’ve been looking for a manageable dildo with ridges. So I HAVE to purchase it when I came across one that was not just ridged but shared my name. This purchase was really a no-brainer with the added bonus that the company Tantus produced!

Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo
Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo

Let me just say that Tantus packaging is totally fucking spot on! There is no gender stereotyping of your purchase item, they leave behind all the black and blue boxes for malarkey toys for’ boys’ and purple and purple toys for’ women.’ It’s bright, inclusive and playful, for such stuff I have plenty of space in my core.

The Echo comes in two colors, pearly white or dark purple, unless you buy a Tantus grab bag straight, in which case you get a wholly random color (for a much lower cost). Waahoo for dangerous living!

Mine is a very dark purple, as you can see. The silicone is high shine, with a glossy finish that is super soft. It is essentially the ying of my matte Tantus curve to the yang. In the body, the Echo is flexible but very firm to the touch. The ridges are created perfectly and look like the happiness of every texture lover, the head is only marginally bigger than the remainder of the shaft, and the whole thing is almost straight. Cue g-spot obsessed warning bells* Echo is advertised as a vibrator technically, has a hole in the bottom and comes with its own bullet. I’m calling it a dildo personally because, well… I want to. The bullet is really quite strong, a smooth little size and well made, but it lacks any rumbles and has only one setting so it has lost its place to the We-vibe Tango inside the Echo.

Whatever bullet you use with the Echo, you’re likely to find that the vibrations just don’t travel well to the tip, which is where they are most required (at least for me). To be frank, with a bullet inside the Echo, I am no more likely to achieve orgasm than I am without, because if vibrations are not concentrated where I want them, they are pointless at best and at worst distracting.

But that bullet hole doesn’t have to be wasted, if you still have more cash to fork out (I’m not but maybe you’re luckier than I am) you can buy a Tantus suction cup element that fits into the hole. This way you will be able to fulfill your dildo dreams free of charge!

The Echo has an insertable 6.5 “length which implies that I can fit most but not all of it within my vagina comfortably. –Of course with the assistance of some water-based lube! The girth is not challenging at all, and the ridges stimulate pleasantly. They don’t feel almost as extreme as I assumed they would, but they only feature heavily on the front of the Echo, the back is totally smooth, which is partially to blame for the mildly underwhelming sensations.

I appreciate the feeling of ridges, particularly at my vaginal opening, but I neeeeeeeeed G-spot stimulation to orgasm vaginally, and the Echo simply does not provide it. The straight shaft combined with a not very girthy head means that there seems to be no pressure on my G-spot. And no pressure as far as it is concerned= no enjoyment.

So in theory, I actually loved the Echo, enjoyed it in essence, and was in use only a little underwhelmed. If you’re not your thing about texture and G-spot curves, then I strongly recommend the Echo. It is a beautifully crafted silicone vibrator / dildo quality that is anal secure and compatible with harness. I believe the Echo would benefit from a slightly wider head and a complete complement of circumference ridges. Perhaps I’ve just got a fussy vagina.

You can pick up the Echo directly from Tantus, but if you’re in the UK, the only supplier I’ve found here is Sextoys.co.uk that has it for a very reasonable £ 34.95, but often has restricted inventory.

Review: Bondage Boutique Silky Rope Multi Position Restraint Set

Bondage Boutique Silky Rope Multi Position Restraint Set

As a couple who regularly incorporate BDSM into their sex life, they’ve always been high on our list under the bed restrictions, but don’t feel like you’ve got to be’ hard-core’ for your own restraints. For something as easy as providing a massage, you can use them while your other half is bound up, tickling them with a feather, or teasing them with an ice cube. Giving your partner control is a strong sensation and helps create a greater trust bond.

Bondage Boutique Silky Rope Multi Position Restraint Set
Bondage Boutique Silky Rope Multi Position Restraint Set

Under the bed restrictions this rope-style comes in a clear plastic bag, no fancy packaging in sight. I liked the look of these as quickly as I put my eyes on them, I love the concept of rope, but I learned the difficult way that garage rope is NOT appropriate for tying up. These restrictions are very smooth, sturdy and beautifully woven. They look and feel so seductive that they have gained the right permanently to live on bed.

Through their O-rings, you can use a clip to bind them all together and placed them in an X form under your mattress, then bring what’s left of the rope (where the slip tie is) over the mattress. Or just attach them to the posts in your bed. Alternatively, thread the rope back through the O-ring creating a loop to secure other furniture ropes.

They get tighter on your wrists / angles as they work with a slip knot style the more you struggle. This is likely not perfect for beginners and you may want to look at a restraint under bed with built-in cuffs as this will relieve this. I’m struggling a lot personally, particularly if there are whips and flaggers out there to play. Actually, I love to strain and tighten these restrictions. It’s like immediate feedback penalty when I realize I’m not supposed to move. I also get off the constriction / pain of really pulling hard and making them tight. That said, I had to interrupt my OH mid-strideon occasions to mention I might be about to lose a limb, which is a bit of a mood killer. However, I have a solution for that too, by turning them around and using the slip tie to attach them to the bed–or table legs, different parts of furnishings, door knobs, radiators, ceiling hooks, etc. Then I can leave the O-rings free to clip on the sleeves so that I can use our luxurious DOMINIX Deluxe gloves that have never relieved me from a side or foot.

These restrictions won’t offer you rope burns, but if you’ve had them tight for a while, you might get temporary red marks. You can’t totally secure someone with these, I managed to get out of them before slipping binding instead of getting cuffs because of them. Make sure that there is very little slack on the rope for a powerful grip as this keeps the loops tight.

They look and feel as incredible as they always have. I’ve had them for a year now and there’s no fraying. The O-rings are very powerful and so is the rope. I’m chuffed, they’re superbly flexible, but to get the most out of them, you’ll totally have to invest in some metal clips. I love that they don’t look too hard-core so I feel comfortable to leave them on the bed, it makes them super convenient for mid-session debauchery and it doesn’t mean buckle-up cuffs to fight with! YAY!

At Lovehoney, these restrictions can be found for just £ 19.99, you would have to be either insane or penniless not to give in to them!

Review: L’amourose Denia

L’amourose Denia

The Denia is a dual stimulator with a distinction, in favor of a broad flat base and a complete clitoral shaft rather than ears (which can be hit and miss for a lot of vulvas) it has shaken off the overplayed rabbit style. It has been intended as a high-end luxury product, like all Lamourose products, and it really demonstrates in its presentation and price tag.

L’amourose Denia
L’amourose Denia

It is well known that Lamourose mastered rumbly vibrations so that in the past I had difficulty with buzzy toys that made me numb before I could cum and considering my lazy adoration for dual stimulus toys I realized I required Denia to own.

The packaging is lovely, but it is also somewhat excessive, with a black exterior card box with a very weak picture of the Denia and the logo, and then a strong inside hold-sake box with just the embossed logo. I don’t maintain my packaging, so it’s really wasteful, particularly since the Denia comes with a satin-lined drawstring bag that both feels luxurious and is perfectly suitable for long-term storage. It comes with a lovely charging dock that doubles up to show the Denia and an 18 month warranty card.

In a silky soft and completely seamless silicone, the Denia itself is coated. The base is black plastic moulded into a prismed design, it’s a beautiful touch and when standing upright it makes it durable. The toy is waterproof and sports two small loading pads on the base that enable it to load on its dock without insertion holes. Upon arrival, you will have to pay it, the light will flash slowly when you have it right on the dock. The light will switch to steady signaling it is fully charged after a couple of hours.

There are three buttons, the center one shifts the 9 patterns, holding the + turns on and keeping the –turns it off (as well as increasing and reducing the power of 12 levels).

Lamourose says the Denia sports ‘ Flex and Shift ‘ technology, which means that the shaft and clitoral arm are not entirely fixed as far as I can say, but I would definitely not call the Denia flexible. I discovered I need a lot of lube (despite its soft silicone) and grab the clit arm strongly in order to insert the Denia. There is a method to it defiantly, it took nearly five awkward and frustrating minutes for my first effort.

The first thing you’ll notice when Denia eventually falls into location is the absence of space between the shaft and the clit arm, obviously this will be slightly different from individual to individual, but I discovered it was a very tight fit. So much so that I can stand up, do some squats, perhaps even a cartwheel or two with the Denia in. I believe that the clamp-like impact is triggered by a mixture of minimal flexibility, absence of space between the shaft and the arm, and leaning towards each other.

It’s a lot to get used to too, and if you don’t like strong pressure on your clit, you’ll likely fall out fairly rapidly with Denia. But I always mash my clit with bullets, so I forgive Denia readily for her clingy ways. Aside from the strong pressure not only from the clitoral arm, the shaft also bends inward to exert a reasonable quantity of stress on your g-spot, which for me is a big plus point. I believe the lengthy broad head is going to make the shaft a universal success as it is going to suit distinct heights of the g-spot.

I don’t have to keep Denia in place, but it’s still comfortable to keep the base if I want a huge enhancement on traditional rabbit handles that can be a pain to keep at that awkward angle. I like sitting on the bed, rocking back and forth at the base. If this had a traditional handle, that would be impossible. I can’t really push the Denia at all, but I don’t believe it’s even remotely essential because there’s so much else to give.

I can’t even start describing the noise I made when I switched the vibrations on for the first time, I’m not sure that it was human. The profound, intense and super RUMBLY vibrations. And they’re totally centered on where they need to be due to the design. I always start Denia with the clitoral arm on now, so that I don’t get overwhelmed. It’s one of the patterns and it’s a winning factor that I can alter to either have the shaft or arm on instead of both.

My greatest irk with Denia is that once it’s inserted, it’s not simple to alter the settings. The buttons are under the silicone, and while you can feel symbols raised with your finger, I might have tried to read brail as well. I lost count of the number of times, wanted to turn the vibrations to tip myself over the edge, and finally switched to a pattern and ruined the moment.

I’ve had Denia for six months and still haven’t been able to achieve the greatest level, I’m not a energy queen, and it’s just far too powerful past approximately level 7 (it’s hard to distinguish the concentrations as they rise very slightly). The rumbly doesn’t vanish unlike other toys that just move into the buzzy area when you get up the ante either. The Denia is NOT silent whisper, although the shaft appears to have the noisiest engine, so as long as it is inserted you will muffle the volume to a point not to be heard through a closed door.

Because of the fully sealed design, cleaning is easy and the velvet lined bag keeps it between uses free of dust. Unfortunately I find that if I don’t use Denia for two weeks, even if the charge was full when I put it away, it’s going to be dead when I come to play next. This can be really frustrating as someone with zero organizational abilities and a full absence of forethought, particularly as the Denia is what I like to use when I have the Horn to a superbly distracting degree.

This dual vibrator packs a severe punch, I’m glad to report that in my toy box it’s stronger and rumbler than anything else, even beating the We-vibe tango by the width of a dildo. Despite the’ flex and change’ technology, when I tried to insert it I discovered it really unforgiving and I believe the general tightly fastened feeling it produces will not be to the taste of everybody. But for me it operates, well enough to be a’ top drawer’ toy.  I think this luxury vibrator runs the risk of pricing itself at more than £ 130 off the market, but if mine vanished tomorrow, I understand I’d have to purchase another one.

Review: Vixen Mustang

Vixen Mustang

Vixen is a reputable firm that makes high-quality real-feel dildos, I have for a very long time eyed up their collection of dual-density dongs, lusting for their squishy silicone. For me, though I just can’t get past flesh tones, I just don’t want anyone courageous enough to open my bedside drawer to run out of my house screaming thinking I’ve got a grim trophy collection of dismembered dicks.

I believe it’s likely simple to guess what that dildo caught my eye. A mishmash of red, orange and rose with a pearlescent foundation is the very initial color scheme of the Mustang. Clearly Vixen has something to do with color clashes! Each dildo will be unique as it is poured by hand, so while the colors will be the same, the patterns and quantities will be different for each color showing. Obviously mine is the most beautiful of all of them.

Vixen Mustang
Vixen Mustang

The packaging is great and you can show your Mustang in all its colorful glory! The spherical structure of the transparent strong case is perfect for viewing and it’s the only toy I have that’s held in its initial packaging, not only that, but it’s also left on display in my space, I’m just saying BUT LOOK HOW PRETTY IS!!! And while this generally only raises eyebrows, I still appreciate showing it off.

The Mustang’s silicone feels slightly tacky, attracting every single piece of dust and fluff in the area. But by feeling amazing frickin, it makes up for that; it’s bendy, soft, and squishy. I’m happy to use it as one of those stress relief balls every time my anxiety acts at home (it’s just a shame that I can’t really bring it to work!). But what you people really want to understand is how it feels in USE, because let’s be frank about it would be a heck of a costly stress reliever!

Well, I’m glad to report that it feels as nice in the vagina as it feels in the hand, well actually better once lubed as the tacky feeling disappears and if you were blindfolded you would be forgiven for mistaking it for the true thing. It rapidly warms up to body temperature, completely adding to the dildo’s realistic nature. It’s a bit of a lube hog, so with it you’ll have to be very generous.

I’m going to acknowledge that the average girth leaves me wanting slightly, and if I’m craving that stretched feeling it’s never going to be the toy I’m reaching for. But the girth coupled with the flexibility of dual density and squish makes a pleasant soft session for those days when intense textures and strong toys are just too much. There are some very realistic vein details on this but in use I have never noticed them. The head is very pronounced but its squishy quality (the head is the most squishy component) transforms into a divine undulation what could be an unpleasant ridge.

The Mustang will be perfect if you like to thrust strongly with your dildos, its squishy enough not to cause any damage (I’m a lot of myself when I get carried away with strong silicone). The curve and the silicone of dual density means the Mustang flexes to fit you internally, but always leans against your g-spot, persistently but not painfully. It really feels like I’m offering my g-spot a delightful massage when I use my Mustang that lies somewhere between a smooth stroke and strong pressure.  It’s the key to my vagina core for me, leaving it feeling loved after a lengthy workout and not battered.

For strap on play, the mustang is fantastic, the flexibility enables all kinds of roles to function effectively and without fear of injury. Thanks to the stronger inner core and lighter overall weight, it doesn’t drop. The solid base helps to keep the dildo in the harness (I’ve tried some with such flexible squishy bases that they’re just falling out of the O-ring). Unfortunately, when I thrust hard, I discover the strength a little unpleasant as it pushes against my pubic bone painfully. There’s a Mustang version called the Mustang Royale with a saddle base to make things more convenient but it’s colored in flesh. In my name, cue sad face.

We use it to peg and my only sadness is that for us personally it’s a little long, but then there’s not much between us, if you have large bum lips to overcome then the duration might be a big plus point rather than the negative it’s for us. (Damn my OH’s small bum?) If you want to indulge in a bit of penis play the Mustang can be a lot of fun, if I feel like a bit of a cruel Dom or just enjoy seeing my girlfriend acting slutty I’m going to find him deep in the neck. Likewise, if I’m on a skype to him, I sometimes perform orally on a toy to tease him, and that’s the one I’m going to pick up because it doesn’t smell or taste. Just make sure it was washed and you didn’t put it first on the bed, or you’re going to end up with a furry tongue!

The wide flared base of Mustangs looks like a suction cup, but Vixen doesn’t advertise it as a toy with a base suction cup and while some people have said their base seems to function all right as a suction cup, I’m sad to say mine doesn’t really work. The foundation is just too strong to squash it against a surface and generate all the significant seal of air.

It is very simple to wash and can be securely cooked for a few minutes because it is sheer silicone.

I LOVE my Mustang, it’s the one ride I wouldn’t be without (out of many of my dildos)! It has brightened my life literally and figuratively. Its secure anal, compatible harness and a star looking for a G-spot! For me, however, it’s a shortage of girth to really meet me when I crave fullness, as quickly as I discover a colorful version of Bandit or Johnny, I’ll upgrade.

The Mustang is a pleasure to have in the bedroom and great to help warry toy newbies relax and see sex toys as the fun package they really are! The price is a bit steep, but I’ve got mine for £ 50 and feel like it’s worth every penny, shop around and wait for a good deal.

Review: Tenga Egg Masturbator – Thunder

Tenga egg

I brought a Tenga egg on a whim–although I wouldn’t usually have TPE toys in the house and would never let them close to my vagina. Toys produced from this material can never be correctly washed and are therefore restricted to one (safe) use only. Since I’m not made of money and I don’t like to throw it away, I don’t usually buy a sex toy unless it’s non-porous (silicone, plastic abs, metal, glass). I created an exception merely because it was going to be used externally for the Tenga thunder egg.

Tenga Egg Masturbator – Thunder
Tenga Egg Masturbator – Thunder

The egg comes in a small egg-shaped plastic container wrapped in a peelable plastic cover (which demonstrates a representative design and product data about it). Opening it kind of reminded me of kinder eggs–pulling the two halves apart to show the inside toy that was strangely nostalgic given the inside nature of the product.

This super silky squishy TPE egg is inside the tough plastic egg, with a sachet of lube and instructions rolling inside a popped up. I highly recommend in favor of something a little more genitalia friendly to throw away the lube. We’ve been using Sliquid. The egg is totally squish-able and to disclose the texture you can transform it inside out. I found the interior has a tackier / humid quality that was slightly off-putting to me. Now I don’t have the necessary equipment to experience the full delights of a masturbator so I got the help of my ever-helpful boyfriend who didn’t know what we were studying.  He held it carefully in his hand when I gave him the Thunder egg, “What’s it for?”He asked to look on his face with that quizzical but confident look.    “Your penis,” “Is it possible?”I asked, took the egg, filled it with lube, and hovered my hand over the morning glory that was still present. He nodded, uncertain but obviously willing to be around his cock with my hand. I forced onto him the Tenga Thunder.

Highly skeptical, looking every bit as annoyed and confused as if I had just shoved a hard-boiled egg on his cock’s end, which is exactly what it looked like, he said, “Whatever it was supposed to be, I don’t believe it fits.” I was fast to agree with him, it covered his penis ‘ head but left the remaining 5 inches glorious intact. I pressed it, twisted it a little, stared at it with an eyebrow raised, diminishing my last glimmer of hope. “I don’t get it.” As I grabbed the egg again, he paused, grabbing it this time and squeezing it hard. It stretched to both of our surprise and I dragged it up and down so it slid a couple of times over his frenulum, “umm, I don’t… ugh,” he groaned, pulling a face. I stopped, wondering instantly what I would have subjected him to on earth, too. I had an overwhelming feeling of fear that this would be the last time he let me experiment on him, but then he sighed and muttered “That feels… really nice.” What followed was an incredibly pleasurable edging session that ended in him blowing his load into the TPE egg. It was simple to deduce the Thunder Egg was a success from his Cheshire-cat-grin and matching purr. It was definitely not the simplest thing at first to get to grips with, but stretching quickly became easier! I discovered the twisting of the egg (while I was doing a mostly conventional handwork) had the greatest impacts and the texture was the most. He said it feels like his whole dick got a moist and squishy hug (which is obviously a nice thing…), much better than a normal hand-job because the tip also receives continuous stimulation without using both hands!

He immediately washed the Tenga egg after we used it, and then I thoroughly washed it twice. No matter what we did, the egg still smelled of alcohol slightly, and it was all the proof that I required to use this porous toy once. If you really wanted to–and if you didn’t cum in the egg but I would highly recommend disposing of it after a few days to avoid the inevitable build-up of bacteria, I guess you could prolong it to a few uses.

I’m undecided that the Tenga eggs can actually be classified as a inexpensive product if you regard them as a single item of use. WHICH THEY ARE–do not use them again, please. They’re definitely a lot of fun though, and I find they lend themselves really well for playing’ together’ –you can still feel their penis through it when you use it on someone else. You can even see that kind of thing that’s cool. I don’t like the concept of thicker / solid masturbators / fleshlights because I would really miss grasping or twitching his cock in my hand.

I certainly don’t regret buying the egg, but I’m not going to go out and buy a whole bunch of them–the throw-away nature of them doesn’t really sit well with my inner eco-warrior and they would be expensive if he wanted one for every day of the week! I’m sure I’m going to pull this concept out for an Easter gift, can I support it as better than a chocolate egg without receiving hate mail?

At Lovehoney, you can buy a Tenga egg for £ 9.99 or £ 15 for two.

Choosing A Pegging Dildo and Other Tips.

It can be difficult to pick the correct pegging dildo, and frankly, this has been learned by me and my partner. There’s nothing more deceptive than a dildo that turns out to be just an inch too lengthy to thrust into someone or so floppy that you could try to thread cooked spaghetti through a needle’s eye. That’s why I write this post, so you don’t have to endure our past’s pegging failures. I also want to prevent distributors from convincing you that you need to use a simple, slender, prod-y, texture-less dildo for pegging specifically. Blah, borrrrrrrrring!

Know your boundaries. It’s very simple to get carried away, particularly when you’re really excited about trying to peg for the first time and you’ve spotted a dildo that looks great, proudly jutting from your partners harness. The anus can be a true arsehole of finickity and it is really not recommended to damage it, trust me. First of all, you need to understand approximately what length and diameter / circumference you (or whoever receives) can take on an annual basis. PLEASE PICK SOMETHING SMALLER once you have this data!!! If the receiving individual has never been physically fucked in the ass before they are in for a superbly overwhelming experience and the lower the dildo, the easier it will be to deal with this fresh feeling.

Flared bases are not just the most important part of picking any dildo for anal use, they also determine the climate it will fit (and remain in) a harness. Look for broad firm bases–some bases of the’ suction cup’ are too flexible and fold, sliding straight out of an O-ring.

Girth. I would personally suggest dropping at least half an inch (circumference) of your usual girth preference. I can’t even start explaining the distinction between playing with a toy solo and fucking someone with it… but it’s fairly big.

Length can be the trickiest thing to get correct when picking a pegging dildo–too long and you risk impaling the receiver too short, and the dildo may not span the distance between your bodies during intercourse. You’re going to want to consider how much the individual can take comfortably anally as well as how much length can be used to get past fleshy butt cheeks.

Using a too lengthy dildo will create a TON of hurdles! You can readily avoid using the entire length of a toy when masturbating, but it becomes much more hard when you are pegging. I find it almost impossible to use only a portion of the shaft when I’m wearing a strap-on (because I can’t feel how much is in) and be cautious not to insert the last inch if you fuck hard and quick.

We often use dense silicone cock rings on our longer dildos to mitigate the danger of going too deep, it’s a nice hack that transformed some dildos from a “HELL NO” to a “HOLY FUCK, YES PLEASE!””.

You may also discover that in certain positions you can get away with a little additional length and avoid sex positions that enable profound penetration (such as placing hands on shoulders).

Density. Choosing a denisty will be very much down to the recipient’s personal preference, but also the kind of sex you want. A strong (inflexible) dildo may cause the sex to feel fairly robotic while making fluid angle or position changes almost impossible for the wearer to push in. On the other hand, a squishy flexible dildo will always have to be guided by hand and can be pushed out.

I’d suggest going to the middle floor, a smooth and flexible dildo, but not so floppy that you might try to thumb in a flaccid dick as well. That’s why dual-density works great, the dildo stays upright and perturbed in the harness, but it won’t limit your capacity to move around a bit while you’re banging. Woo!

I would really recommend Vixen Mustang, or Vixen Raquel (slightly lower) as excellent dual-density pegging dildos, Blush’s Real Nude Helio is a big hit with my partner as well.

Texture is hit and miss for a lot of people anyway –some people can’t stand it anally and some people enjoy it. So obviously the recipient’s preference will be the greatest impact when you make a choice about the dildo’s texture. As I said before,’ less is more’ when it comes to pegging, particularly in the beginning, so if you can, I would tone it down on the texture. When you go to it, beaded dildos can cause pain or friction because you will stretch continuously and then slack the anus. Whereas when a dildo is plunged in and out of you, soft undulations are more likely to feel nice (and not completely overwhelming).

Angle. The dildo angle will limit your selection of roles! You have to think about how it’s going to sit in the harness, what positions you might end up doing, and where the dildo’s head will rub internally (esp if they’ve got a prostate). If your harness is bent upwards and you peg from behind, then it will rub against your peggee’s back wall (opposite to where a penis might live)–you might attempt to turn the dildo upside down. I discover it simpler and less restrictive to use a straighter dildo (or a flexible dual-density one) with a mildly bulbous tip that can massage my partner’s cute spots.

Get to understand it on your own. My partner always employs a dildo on his own first if we plan to stick to it–so he can immediately veto it if it’s not going to be nice for him. It also provides him the opportunity to get used to a dildo and thus feel more comfortable during a pegging session to take it. It’s very distinct to use a dildo to take a butt plug or the same circumference beads. So please get used to playing with dildos before you try to peg them, because they don’t have shallow’ necks’ so the sphincter doesn’t have the same opportunity to rest.

Harnesses. When it comes to strapping-on a dildo, there are a few options, the primary two being adjustable‘ strap ‘ harnesses or underwear harnesses. Usually, adjustable harnesses come in one (or two sizes) and underwear harnesses often come in normal sizes of clothing. There is little distinction in how well they work for me (provided the’ underwear ‘ harness is durable and well equipped). If the O-rings are not interchangeable, please check the harness’ O-ring diameter as not all dildos will fit through and some may even fall out. If you intend to use a harness in the underwear style, pulling the dildo through the ring can be difficult as the fabric causes dragging. Try to use a sandwich bag over the dildo’s shaft to assist it slide through (and avoid getting fluff on it).

BUT WHAT ABOUT STRAPLESS STRAP-ONS? 

Learn to walk before you… try to finish an obstacle course for a ninja warrior.

Honestly, strapless strap-ons can be a nightmare to get correct, it’s a toy that has to be’ just correct’ for two individuals and it’s a difficult to strike equilibrium. They also tend to drop (or be pulled out), regardless of how powerful your PC muscles are.

To summarize it.

I can’t even start to define how hard it’s to beat a partner with a dildo that’s a bit too flimsy or too long. But I can inform you how much simpler it is to peg someone to the correct dildo. You’re going to feel complete, comfortable like Goldilocks and… I’m finished with this metaphor now. Trust me the dildo that will create or break your experience with you for the first time, and I hope this guide will help you get an earth-shattering pegging session (for all the correct purposes)!

Lelo Hugo Prostate Massager

Lelo Hugo

The Hugo is one of LELO’s top of the line prostate massager that’s considered one of the best products made for prostate pleasure in the world today. You can try tons of other luxury prostate massagers, but we can guarantee that none of those will be as good as the Hugo at doing what they’re supposed to…

LELO Hugo
LELO Hugo

The Basics of the product

Just like any decent LELO toy, the Hugo is made of high-quality, medical-grade silicone material. The best part is that LELO used a silkier version of their standard silicone, so that adds a certain flair to this product. The Hugo doesn’t appear to have any seams in the silicone. There is a small space around the metallic plate on the base that will need attention while cleaning. But, regardless of that plate, this toy is entirely waterproof.

The Hugo looks flexible with its premium silicone appearance; however, it really isn’t. The toy is made of a solid material that allows no room for any flex. The small amount of flexibility the toy does have is in the smaller arm that’s just there for comfort purposes. Moreover, LELO realizes how difficult it can be for a new user to insert and remove the massager, so the company went ahead and created a design that will enter and leave without too much hassle.

Control Button
Control Button

My Experience with the Hugo

The tip and the bottom of the toy are extremely sturdy and well made. However, the joint at which the two merge is flimsier and springy. So, do be careful while using the toy, it could snap.

The main point of this toy that needs attention would be the motor. The strength or the lack of it is a completely different thing. The first factor to be considered would be the amazing number of intensity and vibration patterns that the massager allows. However, the even more exciting part is the four-axis controller that comes with the Hugo. You won’t need to mess around with any fancy buttons or settings – All you need to do tilt around the remote controller and you’re good to go. This not just makes couple play a lot more exciting, it adds some flavor to solo paly as well. The connection between the device and the remote is also pretty decent. It can operate from a room or two away. But, anything more distant than that and you’ll face connectivity issues. However, even thought the connection is good, the feedback is a little bit delayed so the actions take some time to register and implement themselves on the toy. Due to this reason, sometimes you can accidently tune up or tune down the vibrations as well. This makes the toy operate at a low murmur and jump to an unbearable truck in just a matter of seconds. The toy definitely packs a strong punch in terms of strength, so don’t take the vibrations for granted.

Packaging
Packaging

Another significant feature of the toy would be the dual arm design. Usual prostate massagers just consist of a single arm that goes to town on your prostate. However, the Hugo contains two separate arms for stimulations. One is obviously meant for your prostate, that’s pretty standard. However, there’s a second arm as well that is meant to stimulate your perineum and the area around it. So, both things combined, the toy packs quite a punch and gives you the complete prostate massaging experience.

The controller gives you three options; either you can keep someone on the edge, completely rattle them, or vibrate at a constantly relaxed pace. And, all of this is done with a little bit of effort. The main issue is the delay in response time. You change the mode as the person slowly inches closer to climax and what do you know? The toy didn’t respond quickly enough and it completely ruins the mood during the sessions. You could use the toy without the remote, however, this greatly limits the amount of vibrations patterns at your disposal. The Hugo and its remote are a match made in heaven, but there are some flaws that the company needs to work out.

My Final thoughts on the Hugo

The Hugo is definitely one of the best prostate massagers out in the market. The design of the toy is just utterly unique and that is the reason for its immense popularity. The only minor downside we found in this toy would be the slight delay in response timing. But if you can ignore that minor inconvenience, you have an amazing toy at your disposal that’s definitely worth a purchase.

If you want to compare the Hugo it to some of the best prostate massagers you can here or you can also read Mr. Will’s prostate massager guide.

You can buy the Lelo Hugo from the official lelo site.

LELO Mona 2

Everyone knows the reputation of LELO, one of the most luxurious sex toy makers out there. As you can probably guess from the name, the Mona 2 is a updated version of the old LELO Mona and even if you didn’t use the older Mona, you can probably judge from the ‘2’ in the name that the Mona 2 is better than the older version. However, what you can’t judge is that probably, this is one of the best toys LELO has ever put forth.

On to the review

LELO is well known for their sublime packaging and they didn’t disappoint with the Mona 2. The toy comes in a bright pink packaging with the words LELO printed on the front. It’s a pretty fancy box, and the interior is more of the same. Inside the box, there is a matte black cardboard which is home to the Mona 2 sitting pretty in a velvet compartment. Other contents of the box include a standard LELO Lube, a user manual, an authenticity card and an amazing black satin pouch to store the toy.

LELO Mona 2 Luxury G-Spot Vibrator
LELO Mona 2 Luxury G-Spot Vibrator

How does it charge?

The Mona 2 has a small charging port at the base that is covered by a silicone flap when the toy isn’t charging. This flap also makes the toy waterproof because it’s a water-sealed charging port. So, don’t be afraid of taking your toy for a dip in the ocean, it can definitely take it!

Material

The material used to make the LELO Mona 2 is a combination of silicone and ABS plastic. The dual material is completely body and skin safe, non-porous and phthalates-free. So, there’s not danger to your health because of the Mona 2. You can even share the toy as long as you clean it thoroughly after every use.

The glossy plastic is very smooth and it gives the toy a really classy look. The silicone is just one to fall in love with. It extremely smooth and will probably be the most satisfying silicone your body will ever touch. You can use the Mona 2 to stimulate other parts of your body too, one thing is for sure, the silicone will feel amazing all over your body.

lelo mona 2
lelo mona 2

The silicone itself is very smooth, however, the internals of this toy are completely rigid. There’s almost no flexibility to this toy at all and it’s a solid combination of plastic inside. If you’re looking for a stiff toy that can put immense pressure directly on your G-spot without too much problem.

Aesthetics

The Mona 2 is a really lightweight toy and it is extremely deceiving for its size. The toy has a total length of 8.25” and an insertable length of 5.5” that is more than enough to find any g-spot. In terms of width, the toy isn’t that intimidating. Its only 1.4” in width at its largest point.

The Mona 2 is designed very ergonomically with extremely pleasing colors. Its absolutely apparent that LELO only had one motive in mind while making the Mona 2, to make something shaped precisely to hit the G-spot and no doubt, this toy does just that.

Features

Rechargeable battery that gives four hours of runtime from a full charge. The Mona 2 takes about two hours to charge fully.

  • FDA Approved, medical-grade body and skin safe ABS plastic and silicone.
  • Fully waterproof.
  • Amazing motor strength.
  • Dual vibrators for endless combinations.
  • Six different vibration modes on each of the two motors.
  • Quiet motors create almost no sound even while operating at maximum speeds.

The Mona 2 is extremely easy to use with its very simple interface. The two + and – buttons control the speed of the motors and turn them on and off. Furthermore, to cycle between all the different modes and vibration settings, the Mona 2 has arrow buttons on the top and bottom of the toy. LELO knows how difficult it can be to find the buttons when you’re at the peak, so they made sure that their buttons were easy to access. All four button are raised above the surface of the toy to make them easy to press.

In Use – How does it perform?

LELO claims that the Mona 2 fits most women and to be honest, it really does. The curve and length of the toy ensures that it hits the G-spot impeccably. It enters really easily with almost no effort and goes right up to the G-spot. And, to add to that, the hard material really pushes against the G-spot without any discomfort.

Simply holding the Mona 2 against your G-spot will create amazing sensations. So, you can guess how good rubbing and thrusting will be. All things considered; the feeling of a Mona 2 against your G-spot will be unlike anything you’ve ever experienced.

LELO Mona 2

If the Mona 2 doesn’t hit the spot right on insertion, don’t worry. Every woman’s body is made different and you can’t expect a toy to hit the G-spot of every female regardless of how good it is. You just have to hold it at different angles to make it hit the right spot. It does add a little bit more to your plate as you’ll have to dedicate a hand just to hold it in the right place. You can even increase or decrease the pressure of the Mona 2 by altering the angle at which you’re holding it. But, regardless, we feel that the Mona 2 will fit most women as the company advertises. However, some of you might need to work for the positioning a little bit.

Regardless of whether the shape works out or not, the Mona 2 is a vibrator and not a full dildo. Its meant to vibrate and it does that quite phenomenally. There are six different vibration modes each of which brings a different something to the table. All six vibration modes are similar to your standard vibrations with the exception of the last one. It’s more of a random mode where the vibrations all over the place.

As we highlighted in the bullets above, this toy is extremely discreet. The first few settings won’t even sound like the toy is one. It does produce a small rumble at the higher settings. But you won’t even need to muffle the sound with a blanket or close a door, the Mona 2 won’t be heard by someone that’s sitting halfway across the room. The Mona 2 gets five stars when it comes to being discreet. If you’re a bit intent on keeping your private life private, then we would highly recommend the Mona 2.

lelo mona 2 in hand
lelo mona 2 in hand

 

A lot of times, companies pull down on the power to make the toys more discreet, so at the end, you have a toy that’s quiet, but not powerful enough to provide any sensations. But, the Mona 2 doesn’t compromise on vibrator strength in their efforts to keep the noise down. The vibrator gives you the best of all worlds; everything from small buzzes to a mini tractor. The point is, the toy is quiet, yet at the same time, strong enough to make every woman out there get off.

Check the price of the Lelo Mona 2 at Love Honey

The Mona 2 also doubles down as a clitoral vibrator too. Like we said earlier, the material is so good that it feels amazing no matter what part of the body you’re touching. Hold it against your clit at max speed and it’ll act as an amazing all-rounder vibrator. But, internally is where the Mona does its best. You can either just let the toy vibrate without doing anything special and just allow it to burst out pure vibrations on your g-spot. Or you could go the extra mile and pair up the vibrations with rubbing and thrusting to make a combo that will definitely get you to scream.

CONCLUSION

LELO has made an absolutely masterpiece of a vibrator, there’s no other way to put it. Visually, it is extremely pretty and comes in unique colors that are pretty distinct from every other vibrator out there. The material used to make this is a blend of ABS plastic and silicone, but both of them are the best of their respective categories. Mona 2 uses the silkiest silicone they could possibly get their hands on. It’s much quieter than any toy you’ve ever used before. The toy is also waterproof so bath time isn’t an issue. But even if something does happen to it, LELO gives you a one-year warranty on the toy. And, if you damage the toy past the one-year warranty, there’s a ten-year guarantee on the toy too. Meaning that, even after a year of use, if the toy is damaged in any way, LELO will cover half the cost of repairs.

The Gigi 2 is another g-spot vibrator by Lelo that you may want to check out.

 

Check the price of the Lelo Mona 2 at Love Honey

LELO Gigi 2

Lelo Gigi 2

The LELO Gigi 2 is one of the most luxurious vibrators from the company and its an upgrade to the “most positively reviewed Pleasure Object ever created”. The Gigi was said to be a phenomenal toy, but still, LELO has released an upgrade to the vibrator, so you can pretty much guess what the Gigi 2 is all about. Let’s review the Gigi 2 in detail.

Lelo Gigi 2

The Packaging

The packaging of the Gigi 2 is similar to the standard LELO package, simple, yet brilliant. The exterior of the box is a plain colored to match the color of the toy. On the front, there’s a logo of LELO, the manufacturer. Inside, there’s a matte black box that separates the Gigi 2 and the rest of the contents of the box. Speaking of the contents, the box comes with a standard packet of LELO lube, a user manual, an authenticity card and a beautiful satin black pouch.

Aesthetically I prefer the bandless Mona 2, but that’s up to personal taste.

The Gigi 2 comes in four pretty colors; electric blue, light grey, pastel pink and magenta. The top portion of the toy is colored and is made of silicone. This is the part meant for internal sensations and will be the part that goes in. The bottom half is made of ABS plastic. The two portions are divided by a silver ring. On paper, the combination of the three materials doesn’t sound too exciting, but in person, the colors actually blend pretty well. Let’s elaborate a bit further on the material.

LELO GIGI 2 Luxury Personal Massager and G-spot Vibrator
LELO GIGI 2 Luxury Personal Massager and G-spot Vibrator

The Material

Like we said earlier, the upper half of the toy is made of silicone. The silicone covers an extremely rigid form of the toy. This is where the Gigi 2 sort of tricks you. From the looks of it, it seems like it’s a pretty flexible toy, but its really not. The Gigi 2 is as hard as a toy can be, but the silicone covering it is an extremely silky variant of the toy.

As far as the shape is concerned, LELO did a fantastic job with the whole design of the toy. It’s curved at an angle that looks really weird, but it’s designed specifically to hit the G-spot for most women. Moreover, LELO curved the top portion of the Gigi 2 to ensure that the toy wasn’t just poking at your G-spot, instead, it carefully caresses it.

In terms of size, the Gigi 2 is smaller than most of LELO’s toys, but its definitely bulkier in weight. The total length of the toy is 6.5 inches, out of which, 3.5 inches goes down to the silver band. Meaning that, 3.5 of those 6.5 is insertable. For most women, 3.5 inches is more thane enough to reach the G-spot. However, if you’re a woman that’s used to some longer toys and has trouble reaching the G-spot easily, you might have to resort to something a bit lengthier to suit your needs. However, regardless of your needs, the toy does create some problems when you’re using it for internal use. There’s just a three-inch space for the handle and often time, the toy will slide inside deeper than it should, making access to the buttons very difficult. There’s not much room for the grip, so be vary of this fact before buying the Gigi 2.

Speaking of the buttons, this is another area of concern when it comes to the LELO Gigi 2. Basically, the control panel on the bottom half of the toy is extremely crowded. Meaning that there is a total of four different buttons that control all the different intensities, modes and functions of the toy. The panel isn’t completely horrible, but it’s definitely a hassle to use the buttons when you’re in the middle of a session. Do expect to have issues pressing the button and definitely get used to pressing two or three buttons at once, because this will definitely happen.

How about the power?

When it comes to the power and intensity of the vibrations, the word we’d use is just decent. The Gigi 2 can provide good enough vibrations that will get you off. However, the intensity just doesn’t match up to what LELO claims it is. According to the manufacturer, the Gigi 2 is a 100% more powerful than the Gigi itself. And, if this were true, the Gigi must have a vibrator less powerful than the one is a PS2 controller. This is definitely expected; the Gigi 2 is running on a 6.5 inch space, so its apparent that they had to cut down on the size of the motor and use something a bit more space-efficient. However, we feel that LELO might have overdone it a bit by putting such a small motor in the toy. If you’re a beginner to vibrators and sex toys, by all means, go for the Gigi 2. It’ll become your best friend. But, if you’re a gal that’s been in the industry for a year or two, the Gigi 2 might just be too underwhelming for you.

However, the vibrator isn’t all bad. There are eight different vibration patterns built into the motor. All eight are highly diversified and bring something unique to the toy. It’s a decent variety consisting of varying speeds, intensities and patterns; but there’s also a random mode that’s just a bit of every mode.

Key Features

  • 8 adjustable vibration modes
  • Made from Fda approved body safe silicone
  • Submersible to 1 meter, the charging socket is sealed internally

CONCLUSION

While we’re praising the mediocre motor, another thing it deserves praise for would be the noise of the motor, or more accurately, the lack of it. The motor on the Gigi 2 is dead silent. On the lower settings, you won’t be able to figure out whether the toy is actually on or not. But, some of the higher settings have noise, but even those are much less than most of the toys in the market today.

The vibe can be purchased here – Gigi 2 by LELO