L’amourose Denia 8/10

The Denia is a dual stimulator with a difference, it has shaken off the overplayed rabbit style in favour of a wide flat base, and a full clitoral shaft rather than ears (which can be hit and miss for a lot of vulvas). As with all Lamourose products it’s been designed as a high end […]

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Godemiche Adam 6/10

Godemiche, like me, are the new kids on the block, they may not have many types of sex toys available yet, but they are certainly starting as they mean to go on. All of their sex toys are made of Platinum silicone, and come in all sorts of colours, patterns, and mixes so that you […]

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Vixen Mustang 8.5/10

Vixen are a reputable company who make high quality real-feel dildos, I’ve eyed up their collection of dual-density dongs for a very long time, lusting after their squishy silicone. For me though I just can’t get past flesh tones, I simply don’t want anyone who’s brave enough to open my bedside drawer to run screaming […]

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Tenga Egg Masturbator – Thunder

 I brought a Tenga egg on a bit of a whim – even though I normally won’t have toys made of TPE in the house and never let them near my vagina. Toys made of this material cannot ever be cleaned properly and so are limited to just one (safe) use. As I’m not made of money […]

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Choosing A Pegging Dildo and Other Helpful Tips.

  Picking the right pegging dildo can be tricky, and honestly, me and my partner have learned this the hard way. There is nothing more disappointing than a dildo turning out to be just an inch too long to fully thrust into someone or so floppy that you might as well be trying to thread cooked […]

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Lelo Hugo Prostate Massager

**This product has been reviewed by my partner, who has the necessary equipment required to test a prostate massager **   The Hugo’s shape follows the same basic style found in similar products that are aimed at prostate pleasure. We’ve tried many other luxury prostrate massagers like this before, including the Nuo by Je Joue which shares the same […]

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Review – LELO Mona 2

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Mona 2 by LELO in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen.♦The Mona 2 is a high-end G-spot vibrator made by luxury toymakers LELO boasting a “perfectly contoured form”. As you may be able to guess from the name, Mona 2 is an upgrade of the original LELO Mona […]

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Review – LELO Gigi 2

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Gigi 2 by LELO in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The Gigi 2 is a luxury G-spot vibrator made by high-end toymakers LELO, touted as an update of “arguably the most positively reviewed Pleasure Object ever created”. Pleasure Object aside, it’s true that the Gigi […]

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Review – PicoBong Moka

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free PicoBong Moka by SexToysUK in exchange for my honest review. YMMV. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The PicoBong Moka, whose name I cannot say with a straight face, sold by SexToysUK, is a G-spot vibrator (or G-Vibe, if you’re PicoBong, but we’re not letting them say words ever since […]

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