Review – Inked Vibes Slimline

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Inked Vibe Slimline by Desire and Pleasure in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The Inked Vibe Slimline, made by California Exotic Novelties (Cal Ex), is a “tattooed” hard plastic vibrator sold by Desire and Pleasure, the sex toy selling branch of UK sexual health […]

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Review – Fun Factory Stronic Eins

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Fun Factory Stronic Eins by Lovehoney in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The Stronic Eins, made by German manufacturer of exciting and colourful sex objects Fun Factory and sold by Lovehoney, is a toy whose very name (to me, at least) conjures images of lasers, […]

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Review – Doc Johnson Platinum The Slender Dildo

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Doc Johnson Platinum The Slender Dildo by Sex Toys UK in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The Slender Dildo, sold by Sex Toys UK, is a slimline silicone dildo in the Doc Johnson Platinum line, which is promoted as being suitable either for vaginal […]

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Review – Luxury Curved Stainless Steel Dildo

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Luxury Curved Stainless Steel Dildo by Bondara in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The Luxury Curved Stainless Steel Dildo from Bondara is a handmade and double-ended dildo which is my very first metal toy. That in itself was very exciting and coupled with the shape of […]

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Review – Mawa Klamps

Disclaimer: I was provided with some free Mawa Klamps by UberKinky in return for my honest review. Click pictures to embiggen. ♦ Mawa Klamps, sold by UberKinky, seem to me to be a novel way to go about selling clamps for nipple play, among other things. They’re individual, solitary clamps, packaged in a sealed, clear plastic bag for […]

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Review – Fairy Mini II

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Fairy Mini II Massager by Vibrator Kingdom in exchange for my honest review. Click pictures to embiggen. ♦ The Fairy Mini II Massager, made by Merci Toys and sold by Vibrator Kingdom, is a USB rechargeable wand-style vibrator from a family of cutesy wand-style vibrators, all of which have ridiculously […]

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Review – Doc Johnson Wonderland Pleasurepillar

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Doc Johnson Wonderland Pleasurepillar by Lovehoney in exchange for my honest review. YMMV. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The Doc Johnson Wonderland Pleasurepillar, sold by Lovehoney, is one of five vibrators in Doc Johnson’s new Wonderland range, based (as you might be able to guess) on the weird world […]

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Review – Phallix Glass Love Pacifier

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Phallix Glass Love Pacifier dildo by SexShop365 in exchange for my honest review. YMMV. Click images to embiggen. ♦ The Glass Love Pacifier, sold by SexShop365, is a clear glass dildo made by Phallix, a company that specialises in glass toys. It’s actually only my third glass toy (if you […]

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iCollection Plus Size Eyelash Lace and Satin Chemise Review

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free iCollection Plus Size Eyelash Lace and Satin Chemise by Lovehoney in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The iCollection Plus Size Eyelash Lace and Satin Chemise (hereafter, the iCollection Eyelash Chemise), sold by Lovehoney, is a beautiful item of lingerie designed for the fuller figure. Or, […]

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Review – Fetish Fantasy Spandex Full-Face Hood

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Fetish Fantasy Spandex Full-Face Hood by Temptations Direct in exchange for my honest review. Click any image to embiggen. ♦ The Fetish Fantasy Spandex Full-Face Hood is a bondage accessory in Pipedream’s notorious and oft ridiculous Fetish Fantasy line.  It’ll be another short review for providers Temptations Direct, as there really isn’t much to say […]

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