Hitachi Magic Wand Review

Are you growing tired of your toy collection, the highest level of vibration on your favorite toy no longer doing the trick for you? Well, there’s good news, the Hitachi Magic Wand is known for out-vibing all the rest. Of course, that is probably why it has remained a king (queen?) of the massager world for decades. But that’s enough talk, let’s break this bad boy down to see what it really offers, who it was designed for, what you can do with it, what it excels in, and of course any downsides to using it.

Hitachi Magic Wand

What is the Hitachi (Original) Magic Wand?

The Hitachi Magic Wand was originally designed and developed in 1968 to be a powerful body massager to help reduce soreness in muscles, ease tension and help users relax after a long day. However, once Hitachi, a Japanese company launched the product in the United States it did not take long before it was popularized as an amazing tool for masturbation during the sex-positive movement that took place in the late 1960s.

Today, the product has been renamed multiple times (Magic Wand Original, Original Magic Wand, and simply Magic Wand) because of company values after being used sexually in Sex in the City (2002 episode). The company wanted to stop production, but thankfully for all of us women was talked into simply renaming it and removing the company name!

Of course, it has been updated to stay with the times, and may have a different name, but when you say ‘Hitachi’ or ‘Magic Wand’ – the first thing many think about, if not all people who have heard of the company, is a naughty toy for pleasure. In a way, it still helps in relieving stress and tension, and oh so much more!

 

How big and heavy is it?

The wand itself measures 12-inches in length, giving users plenty of grabbing room. The head is 2.5-inches in diameter, which on its own is plenty of space to play with positioning, but there’s a growing number of attachments available too (we’ll get to this later). It is a bit heavier than your average toy at just under 2lbs, but that is to be expected with the larger size and more powerful motor.

 

How noisy is the wand?

With power comes noise, there’s no ways around that. So, if you are looking for something discreet and quiet, this may not be the toy for you. The sound of a Hitachi Magic Wand has been compared to a kitchen appliance noise. Long as you’re not attempting to use it in the office bathroom, you may be okay.

How much power does it really have?

Are you kidding? Power is what this thing was built for! It was designed to massage deep into your shoulders, back, and other sore muscles. Depending on the exact model, the speeds range between 2,700 RPM to 6,300 RPM (Rechargeable 4 Speed Magic Wand) or 5,000 RPM and 6,000 RPM (Original Hitachi Magic Wand). Put it this way, it’s so powerful that one of the leading complaints is cumming too quick.

Because of this, the head is larger, similar to a baseball in size and not designed to fit inside the vagina. Again, there are attachments for this, let’s take a look at those.

Hitachi Magic Wand with Charger

What type of attachments are available?

There are various types of attachments to the Hitachi wand, which is great due to the design of the wand itself being limited to external use. The real question is, which attachment should you check out first? Keep reading to learn about some of the more common types of wand attachments, then you can make that decision for yourself.

Also, many people ask if attachments fit both the older and newer versions of the wand. The answer is yes, because the head is the same across the board – so let’s get to it!

 

  1. Tri-Gasm

This attachment has a multi-purpose design. It stimulations the clit, while being inserted in the vagina and anal regions for maximum pleasure. It kind of resembles a shark with a fin if you look just right.

It is made from TPE which is latex and phthalate free.

The vaginal section measures 1.5” wide head and 5/8” wide shaft with a 3” length. The anal section measures 2” in length and 1” head and ½” shaft. The clit stimulator is 1.25” in diameter.

  1. Silicone G-Spot Thriller

When attached to the wand, this one kind of resembles a propeller, but it feels amazing! It provides the ultimate stimulation, which is why it made this list.

It is made from silicone to ensure safety and easy cleaning. It is also hypoallergenic and Phthalate free. Always use silicone safe lube with this one though, or it could cause damage to the toy.

The insertable length measures 3.25” so it hits the G-spot. However, it also has a 1.5” wide tip with round dots to help spread the vibration throughout your most sensitive areas.

  1. Thrill Cap

Unique in design, this silicone-based attachment slips over the head of your wand for a feeling just as unique as it looks. Produced by Wand Candy, it has a lime green color that’s sure to brighten any mood as the small nubs tease you all over, increasing your pleasure experience.

It is made from silicone that is hypoallergenic and Phthalate free, making it simple to clean. Silicone safe lube should be used for this attachment as well.

  1. Hummingbird

This is a rather straight forward attachment. It is a massage tube for ‘his’ masturbation. That’s right, the wand is no longer exclusive for the ladies, there are options for guys too! This one fits the majority of wand versions, which is why it has made the list, along with the intense feeling of course. The tube has a nubbed design to increase sensations as you or your partner stroke it.

It is designed using TPE making it latex and phthalate free. It is also easy to clean up.

This attachment measures 1.25” wide and 3.25” in length for a good coverage. Although, for those with larger girth it may not be the right choice.

  1. Straight Up Thriller

If you are looking for a simple, yet effective attachment the Straight Up Thriller is perfect. It provides stimulation to the inner and outer areas with the power of your wand. It is also simple to slip over your wand head.

It is made from premium silicone, phthalate free and hypoallergenic. It is also easy to clean, but only use silicone safe lube.

It measures a total 6.5” inches, with 3.75” insertable. The girth is 3.75” with a 1” width.

  1. G-Curve Thriller

Another simple design, similar to the previous attachment, the G-Curve Thriller has a curved member for reaching areas a ‘straight’ member just can’t hit. This is also a popular option for couple play.

This one is also designed with premium silicone, making it easy to clean and of course hypoallergenic and phthalate free.

This one measures similar to the ‘Straight Up’ design, 6.5” in length with 3.75” insertable. However, the girth ranges from 1” to 4”.

Control Button

Who is the Magic Wand best for?

Anyone looking to go to experience stronger orgasms and taking things to the next level. The Hitachi is great for solo masturbation or using on a partner. Because of the motor being louder than average, it is best for those looking for a toy to use in the bedroom, or in situations where being quiet and discreet is not needed.

 

Risk of desensitization?

Because of having stronger vibrations, this is a common question with this toy, is there risk of desensitizing leading to problems with orgasm or damage? Let’s talk about that…

Unless damaged or faulty, vibrators and massagers do not cause long-term or permanent desensitizing. Toys are a sensation-based product, meaning like with other forms of sensations, the body and mind can become familiar and adjust to the sensation. Therefore, with constant use the brain becomes ‘used to the feeling’.

For instance, after using the Hitachi against your clit for several minutes, other toys may not have much effect right away. However, once you’ve given a period of time for things to rest up you’ll still get the sensations from other toys.

Packaging

 

Pros:

There is a really long list of pros that could be talked about. For instance, the power level is beyond anything an average vibrator offers. It offers a powerful vibration in a way only the Hitachi can provide. This baby doesn’t run off batteries, it plugs directly into the wall to ensure it has the required power at all times, and never goes dead on you during sessions. This is great because you won’t stress over being right at climax when it cuts out.

When you get tired of using it as an external toy, there are many options available in the form of attachments that allow you to insert it vaginally or anally. There are also attachments to enhance male masturbation too!

When you are not using the wand for sexual pleasure, you can use it as a full body massager as it was originally designed for. Making it a great toy and/or tool to have in the line up for either your health or the toy box.

Cons:

Although a great toy, there are some downsides to the toy. There are women who have complained it is too powerful for them which results in them to get off too fast. This really isn’t the type of toy you simply grab and expect to last a while using, it is more of a finisher or ‘go hard or go home’ type of toy.

Another common complaint is the noise level. This is caused by the stronger motor, but has been referred to the amount of noise a kitchen appliance makes. It really isn’t for discreet pleasure, as the humming remains louder than average when pressed against the body as well.

 

Summary

In the end, the Hitachi Magic Wand is an amazing product both sexually and non-sexually. It literally offers a full body massage from neck to legs, and everything between them. The head is about the size of a baseball, but if high powered internal pleasure is what you’re after there are plenty of attachment options available for any situation. Today, there are plenty of attachments available for both her, or him. From simple designs to complex and unique designs.

There are not as many attachments that focus simply on clitoral stimulation as the want itself is often the go-to option for this, but there are a few. Additionally, you can find attachments for vaginal insertion in a range of lengths, colors, widths, and girths available. Then there are the options for anal insertion, again in various options, or go all out and get a double penetration or even triple action attachment!

When it comes to the wand, it is a louder option compared to the majority of regular vibrators. This is because of the more powerful motor. Additionally, some have issues of numbness after just a few minutes of use, but this does wear off shortly after use and is normal. There are women who have claimed the Hitachi Magic Wand works too well, by causing them to reach climax too quickly for it to actually be enjoyable, but many enjoy the fact it allows for quickly getting off. Plus, it means reaching climax more times in a short amount of time, if you’re into that sort of thing. Finally, the Hitachi is the type of toy you may want to warm up first, then use as this can help build anticipation, longer pleasures, and once you’ve used the Magic Wand for a while, you may need to rest!

Best rabbit vibrators 2021

Lelo Insignia Soraya

If you are curious about toys and have not really experimented with them, you may be wondering what a rabbit vibrator is and how it’s different from others. Well, keep reading! We’ll cover what they are, what to look for, different types of materials, and of course, some of the best rabbit vibrators on the market today.

 

What is a Rabbit Vibrator?

One of the most common sex toys out there has to be the rabbit vibrator, originally for their interesting and elegant design. They are a multi-purpose toy, unlike your basic dildo as they stimulate the clitoris while the penis shaped part penetrates the vagina.

The area that stimulates the clit are referred to as the “bunny ears”. Depending on the toy the bunny ears may be the only vibrating part, but on higher end toys both the bunny ears and shaft can give various vibrating speeds and patterns, from a low hum to a fast jack rabbit gone wild!  They rose to prominence when Sex and the City used to be on air.

Then there are some that are a triple threat, providing clitoris stimulation, g-spot stimulation and anal stimulation. Some have attachments too. Let’s get into what you should look for, so it’s not all so overwhelming!

 

What they offer over other types of vibrators

Their unique design is one of the attractive things about this adult toy, and partly why they became so popular. Where a bullet vibrator targets clitoris stimulation, and dildos (even vibrating dildos) mainly focus on G-spot stimulation and/or just deep penetration because of their straight design.  See this guide to vibrators clip for more info.

However, the rabbit styles are designed with a curved shaft and ‘bunny ears’, allowing it to target multiple areas simultaneously, which is often focused G-spot and clitoris stimulations but can also target deep penetration or anal play.

 

Types of rabbit vibrators

 

Basic Rabbits

These are the original design with G-Spot and Clitoris stimulation. However, basic does not mean dull. Depending on the toy, you may get a single speed with an on/off switch, or if you want more variety during play time, some have a few or a bunch of speed and pattern options to switch through.

More Advanced Rabbits

In addition to having multiple speeds and patterns available, with this category we’re referring to those that offer just a bit more functionality. For instance, rotating vaginal beads. Some have shafts that pump like the real deal too.

Triple Threats

We like to refer to the rabbit vibrators that offer stimulation to the G-spot, clit and anal regions as a triple threat for obvious reasons. These are great options for those looking to expand from one of the above rabbits, or simply curious about anal pleasure as many of these simply tease the backdoor, but some are designed for just a bit more.

 

What Should You Look For?

If you are new to rabbit vibrators it can seem rather overwhelming, but there are a few focus areas to look at. Below we’ll cover the more important areas, so you can make an informed decision based on your needs and wants.

Materials

  1. ABS Hard Plastic – These materials may be among the easiest clean, and they are generally smooth. This is due to them being a non-porous material and often offered on mid to high end toys. Although, this material does not transfer vibrations as well as silicone does.
  2. Silicone – By far among the most common material found, easy to sterilize and clean and non-porous. This material can range from a soft to firm design, and transfers both vibration and body heat very well. You want to look for 100% silicone though, otherwise you should simply assume it’s only partially silicone, which makes it less safe.
  3. Metal –Another popular option is metal, again simple to clean and offers a little weight. It also offers the fun of hot and cold play, commonly designed with stainless steel or aluminum. However, some higher end companies offer silver and gold options.
  4. Glass –Another favorite among temperature play, it is a smooth surface and offers weight. However, glass is hard and has zero flex, so if you want something that bends this isn’t it. It’s very easy to clean, and often made using Pyrex (remember your grandma’s baking dish that never seem to break?).
  5. Wood and Stone –Although not common, there are niche markets where you can find toys made from wood or stone. These are non-porous, specially treated for safety.

 

Design

Prior to shopping for a new toy, decide what purpose you want it to serve. Should it be the basic clit and g-spot,or do you want anal teasing and pleasure too? This will help narrow your search.

 

Features

There are various features you can find, some of them include:

  • Vibrating & Rotating Shaft – As it sounds, the shaft rotates or vibrates to give different sensations.
  • Rotating Beads – Similar to the previous feature, except with a bead texture that provides a different feeling.
  • External Stimulation Only – There are some models with only the bunny ears, for those who prefer clitoris stimulation only.
  • Hands Free – This feature enables you to use your rabbit hands free, great for simply laying back watching your favorite show, or whenever the mood hits.
  • Wand Rabbit – Combination between the popular Hitachi Wand and Rabbit Vibrator!
  • Anal Action – When you want to tease or pleasure the prostate.

 

Speeds & Options

If you’re not worried about variety, this isn’t that important. However, if you think you’ll get bored with a single speed toy, you may want to ensure there are options available. Some toys come with a few speeds, while others switch between 10!

 

Color Options

Personal preference here but may be something you should look into. Common colors are purple and pink, but some come in various colors.

 

Best Rabbit Vibrators Currently on the Market

 

There are many (easily 100s, if not 1,000s) of popular rabbits out there, below are some models we selected to help speed up your search.

 

Fifty Shades of Grey – Greedy Girl

Designed for those really wanting stimulation to the G-spot, this toy is a must have. There are independent and separately controlled stimulators with 12 different speed patterns for the shaft, and 3 speed variations for the bunny ears. This gives up to 36 different patterns to play with!

It measures 9.5” in length and 1.5” in girth, with an insertable length of 5”. This enough to pleasure your wild desires with the curved tip.

Fifty Shades of Grey – Greedy Girl
Fifty Shades of Grey – Greedy Girl

Made from silicone, it is smooth and easy to clean. You should always use a silicone-based lube with it to maintain its life span.

It also has a flat base that allows you to stand it up if you prefer, giving you position options. It’s also rechargeable, which means no extra money spent on batteries each time and you can easily have it charged and ready when you are. When fully charged it lasts up to 2 hours!

Features include:

  • Multiple Vibration Modes
  • Clitoral Stimulator
  • Hypoallergenic
  • Multiple motors & speeds
  • G-Spot Tip
  • Rechargeable

https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=31710

 

Wet Wabbit Vibrator

Just as the name implies, the Wet Wabbit is designed to be used in the shower or bath. It’s the upgraded model of Sex and the City Vibrator, which was also rather popular. The upgrade gives it more power, waterproof seal, built-in controller and an improved look over the bulkier Wascally Wabbit model.

Wet Wabbit Vibrator
Wet Wabbit Vibrator

It measures an insertable 5 inches in length, with a 1.5-inch girth. Made with soft jelly type material, it feels nice against the skin without getting raw.

The built-in controller is amazing and offers simple access, which is important for those bathtub or showers. You will be able to have a new experience each time with the multiple patterns and vibrations available, which makes the massaging beads your new best friend!

Many say the best feature about this toy is the bunny ears, as it directs rapid vibrations right on the clit while the massaging beads and rotating tip give a life like feeling.

Features:

  • 3 Speeds & 3 Patterns
  • Waterproof design
  • Runs off 3 AA batteries
  • Built-in controller
  • Life like feel

The only real downside to the toy is that it runs off 3 AA batteries instead being recharged by an outlet. However, investing in rechargeable batteries can help lower cost of frequent play.

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/sp-wet-wabbit-vibrator-12867.aspx

Lelo Insignia Soraya Pleasure Object

The Lelo Insignia Soraya comes with a nice-looking satin storage sack with an instruction paper, but it’s not that complicated. One of the more popular parts of this toy is the dual motor and multi-speed and patterns available. There is a total of 9 speeds, and 8 different patterns, for a combined 72 possible options!

Lelo Insignia Soraya
Lelo Insignia Soraya

This toy is made from silicone and measures 5-inches in length, fully insertable and just over 1-inch in girth. The size makes it a good starter toy and it’s designed to be quiet and discreet. Although, experienced users will still have a blast reaching climax with this one. If you’re wanting a toy to travel with, this is a great option as well, because of its quiet design you can barely hear it at the highest intensity level a few feet away.

It is rechargeable and can last up to 4hrs on a single charge. This is a longer lasting toy, with many only lasting about 2 hours.

Features:

  • 8 various vibration modes
  • 9 speeds
  • Two motors for added power
  • Quiet, yet powerful (discreet)
  • Made with silicone

Evolved Wild Orchid

If you’re looking for a 100% silicone toy that will do the trick every time, the Evolved Wild Orchid has 24 different modes. Although not as many as others on this list offer, the G-spot tip and curvy shaft is strong enough to make it count!

It measures a total 7-inches in length, with 5-inches insertable. A single charge lasts an average of 1 hour, depending on which speeds you’re using it at (higher speeds drain the battery faster). It’s also waterproof, giving you plenty of options when it comes to playtime!

 

Features:

  • 100% silicone
  • Waterproof
  • Multi-speed offers 24 different options
  • Dual motor control
  • Rechargeable with USB

 

 

Vertigo Rabbit

When you really want to reach the edge and go beyond, the Vertigo Rabbit will make you spin! Like others on this list, it is also waterproof which means you can take it anywhere you would like. It is designed with a dozen swirling orbs, that’s right, 12 orbs that move at one time with 2-way rotations.

Vertigo Rabbit
Vertigo Rabbit

That’s not all, the tip works the G-spot just perfectly and feels realistic as the bunny ears tickle your clit for added stimulation. It operates with 4 AA batteries.

With an interesting, futuristic look this is the longest rabbit on our list with a total length of 9.5-inches tall, 5-inches insertable, and a 1.5-inch girth. It offers two speeds and made from TPR material.

Features:

  • 2 speeds
  • Waterproof
  • 5” tall, 5” insertable, 1.5” girth.
  • Has 12 moving orbs
  • Uses 4 AA batteries

Overall this is a fun toy, and the 12 orbs moving in different directions is amazing, but it doesn’t have much to offer for variety with patterns or speeds. With only two speeds to choose from, the main feature is the 12 orbs and the fact it’s waterproof.

You will want to remove the batteries when being stored or periods of non-use to avoid batteries leaking or exploding and damaging your toy.

 

My Wrap up

Finally, when it comes to purchasing a toy it is important to remember your reason for shopping. For instance, if you are wanting something small and discreet, you will want to ensure its motor is quiet too. If you’re looking to add to your collection and/or go bigger and harder, you’ll lack discreet as the stronger it is, the louder it will be.

 

Fun Factory Share Double Ended Dildo Review

Fun Factory Share Double Ended Dildo

The Fun Factory Share is a toy that enables non-penis havers to penetrate their partners seamlessly during sex. My present partner is male, so we’ll write this review with a partner in mind. Don’t understand what it’s like to peg? I’ve written about that here.

Fun Factory Share Double Ended Dildo
Fun Factory Share Double Ended Dildo

Look no further if you are looking for a strapless strap-on for pegging. Honestly. Stop. Looking. I’ve tried a few and read a lot and I’m not really worth the trouble with the general agreement of myself and others. Your vagina is not a clamp, you can’t expect to have larger muscles than an anal sphincter. Occasionally it will drop out, and that’s more than a little inconvenient mid-peg. That said, if you’re really determined (for whatever reason) that you don’t want to have to use a harness or pegging pants at all, then the Share will likely be your best bet.

The Fun Factory Share is a double-ended dildo of QUALITY silicone. Honestly, if a little dragger than most, the silicone is fantastic. The construction is well believed out, simple yet not boring in form worthy of yawning. The head is beautifully characterized without a tough ridge and two vein-like structures run the shaft’s length.

I definitely took a double take when I saw it but at 5.5 “it’s not insurmountable for me. The Fun Factory Share shaft / penis portion is really excellent size for pegging at an insertable length of 4.5 “and 6” circumference. I used it as a dildo when we first got it and I’m going to give it the thumbs up for vagina-holders too, it’s not going to please a queen size but it worked okay for me. (Side note–I need more dildos with handles, it’s useful suuuuup).

I suggest a LOT of the later as Fun Factory silicone is known for being draggy to insert the bulb of the fun factory share needs patience and lube (water based). If you use pegging pants such as Rodeoh’s then bring the dildo through the O-ring and pull up / on the trousers before inserting. Before I try to insert the bulb, I always warm up as it wasn’t very tapered. Whether a warm up with fingers or lower dildos makes it much easier to insert a heck.

Once the Fun factory share has been inserted, it feels really nice, every move I make jiggles the shaft jutting out before me, which in turn internally transfers feeling. The shape lies inside me completely, pressing softly on my G-spot and feeling very safe because of the thinner throat. I’m totally aroused and sopping wet before I even lubed up my partners arse, I’m still not sure if it’s just knowing that I’m about to peg my bf or weather that subtle g-spot curvature does the job of the arm before we even start.

It shouldn’t be too difficult to insert the shaft in whatever place you select as the Share is relatively firm and maintains its shape well. The shaft tip is not tapered, so if you are going to use this anally, kindly warm up.  For us, once it slipped in (helped by lots of lube) we both sighed happily in unison, the pronounced head feels good for him and for me the push-back-pressure transfers deliciously to the inner bulb soooooo. How connected I felt to him, I couldn’t believe. Every thrust I created in such a comprehensive manner, from the nudge to my g-spot to the comforting pressure on my vulva, it was surreal feeling.

The shaft was a perfect fit for him, an optimal length and a satisfactory girth, although not too large that we would have to go slow and steady all the time. For him, the experience was as overwhelming as it was for me. He had to stop me a couple of occasions, just to look off into the middle distance, full-blown mind.

It’s not sufficiently flexible to spur the momentary changes in position and you need to maintain straight angles to avoid ouch-ing yourself.  But with more flexible dildos, any re-insertion can be fairly much hands-free. It is usually simple to fuck with the Share and ADDICTIVE.  Honestly, I can’t even start to define the mental frazzlement that happens when I use it, but I just want more and more, it’s soooooooo good.

With either a toy cleaner wash down or a fast boil in a pan, you can easily rest that this silicone toy is prepared for next moment to be totally clean. And for us at least there will be ALWAYS next time, it’s part of our collection we just couldn’t be without. With this, we can certainly not fuck as fast and free as we can with thinner, more flexible dildos like the Helio, but when we need to feel completely connected, overwhelmed and orgasmic, the Share is what we are always turning to.

Luxury Curved Stainless Steel Dildo Review

Last year, having delved into the world of glass and loved its solid g-spot battering squirt-power and temperature play options, I knew metal would be literally on my to-do list this year. My heart was set on the sheer wand of Njoy, as my vagina loves curved toys and so many individuals were raving about it in the blogosphere, my money had other thoughts, sadly. For most people, including myself, the Njoy pure wand is the best part of £ 100 and that’s just not an’ accessible toy.’ So I sent out the search party, hopeless for my own stainless steel hunk, and in this dildo from Bondara I discovered the response to my prayers.

This lookalike is almost in the domain of’ affordable’ sex-toys at half the cost of the Njoy mere wand. It comes with gold pin-hinge clasps in its own black box, in a satin-covered foam inlet inside the steel dildo nestles. It’s a lovely touch that adds more than a matte silicone toy to the elegant feel of a metal dildo but sadly the suede fabric on the box attracts more dirt, lint and cat hair!

There’s none of the usual packaging on most toys, care instructions, logos, branding, it’s all forgotten here. I’m not too amazed because I’ve previously ordered Bondara’s own products and discovered that the packaging is often non-existent.

Although not the best on the market, this dildo lives up to its’ luxury’ name. It’s weighty, it feels significant, and you can immediately tell you that you’re doing company. It promises to fuck you well with its strong shape whispers. Slick, smooth, tough. The curve assures your g-spot of the enjoyment to come, together with the prominent head it alights the hope of a sensual session that can end in squirting.

The metal has been polished to a high brilliance and the touch feels flawless. Actually, there are a few scratches and imperfections on my face, but they are small, and only noticeable when the dildo is less than four inches from my face. Trust me when I say it won’t be where it will spend most of its moment.

The odds are that this dildo is only plated with stainless steel, so god knows only what material lies below. It’s at least some sort of metal inside but beyond that because of the weight I’m pretty confident. Shrugs* It’s the guess of anyone. However, whatever toy you have, as long as the outer case is body safe and non-porous, you don’t have to worry too much, for once it’s not a case of’ it’s what’s inside th When you’re prepared to use the toy, choose a lube, ANY lube, because unlike silicone toys steel is compatible with all lube. Because of the smooth slick nature of metal, you probably won’t need much, and the last thing you want is lube-y mess as it gets quite difficult to hold on to.

I always begin with the tiny end as a’ warm up,’ which makes this dildo an appropriate name as its soooooo cold on original introduction but heats up to body temperature rapidly. Metal’s unyielding nature makes the curve so prominent and insistent that the head of the lower end is not large enough to fulfill my g-spot. It feels nice but it’s always going to be a starter, the main course; it’s where it’s at the larger end.

Inserting the larger end is about awkward, irrespective of what I first played with. It’s the source of the ouchy feeling to get past my pubic bone, unlike my G-spot doesn’t like large curved toys. But once my pubic bone is over, it’s Gandalf’s’ YOU SHALL NOT PASS ‘ impression things are getting good, really nice.

The weight, the unyielding curve, and the prominent head produce a barred approach to the stimulation of g-spot no holds. And this is what my vagina enjoys! I struggle with some toys to even find my g-spot, but with little effort on my behalf this dildo persistently pushes against it. I like to thrust this dildo, generally brief fast thrust, because it makes my pubic bone antisy by putting it too far.

This is the only toy that I like to pair with a wand, because for the weighty dildo I need my focus and dexterity, and I can’t focus on maintaining a bullet on my clit. The combo is nice in my head’s back rolling eyes. And I’m not a fan of the wand. I’m just getting addicted to the orgasms that I can accomplish this way.

Once I’ve had such a few orgasms, I throw the wand away and go on. The prominent head back and forth over my g-spot slides relentlessly. I can feel it building before long, not an orgasm, but an intense feeling of need-to-pee. And I’m squirting hey-presto. Just like that, the otherwise unattainable is achieved by this steel dildo. And just in time because my wrist generally started to ache from the weight by this stage.

*ANAL USE UPDATE SOON*

This toy is the solution to my g-spots prayers, but for those days it’s not the dildo that translates’ intense’ as too much or too painful. You’re not going to be disappointed if you can stick holding this heavy metal hunk for long enough to come. With this, the orgasms I get are slow and powerful. It’s totally secure in the body, it’s simple to wash, and it looks so smooth.

Find this Luxury Curved stainless steel dildo at Bondara for £44.99

 

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen Review and Comparison To The Original

Satisfyer Pro 2

Satisfyer toys do seem to be coming in abundance these days. The way this series works is that you don’t even have time to wear out the first one and the company releases a second version of the toy.  When I reviewed five new models at the beginning of the year for the folks at Satisfyer (link).  The only problem with the Satisfyer toys were that they were good, but they weren’t good enough. Their toys contained a little bit of good here and there. This clearly meant that the company knew what to do in order to make a hit toy. However, they struggled to put out something that hit all the check marks. But, with the Satisfyer Pro 2, it’s highly possible that the company came up with something that’s just absolutely perfect.

Satisfyer Pro 2
Satisfyer Pro 2

Once you open up this package, you’ll be happy to see that even a toy that’s advertised as next gen follows the old + and – button pattern.   Just like I’d begged for in my comparison review.  They’re simple, yet they’re one of the best buttons to have on a vibrator. Moreover, this makes the toy extremely easy to use.

If you’re a user of some of the previous versions of the Satisfyer, you’d know that even at the lowest settings, the toy has a decent bit of kick to it. The manufacturers fixed this with the Pro 2. They toned down the sensations of the first few settings to ensure that everyone can use this toy without too many problems. This doesn’t just make the toy good for women that are new to toys, it also turns down the volume on the motor quite significantly.

When it comes to the maximum vibrations, there’s no clear winner between the next gen vibrator and the original one.   Both have pretty respectable sensations and will get you to climax in just a few minutes without many problems.

The newer toy is a lot less noisy than the original as we mentioned earlier. Most of the setting levels on the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen are lower in vibrations as compared to the old one. However, the max settings don’t vary by much. But, the damped vibrations in the lower settings makes this toy pretty quiet.

Satisfyer Pro 2
Satisfyer Pro 2

The silicone material used to make the Next Gen Satisfyer is a lot more durable and high quality. A couple months of use and the older variant looked like it had been given to a cat as a chew toy. But, like many of the other things, the Pro 2 New Gen made changes to accommodate this issue as well. The matte finish is extremely smooth and is much more scratch-proof than the previous version.

Closing Thoughts on the Satisfyer Pro 2

No doubt, there were a lot of problems with the original Satisfyer Pro 2, it was undoubtedly a really good toy. However, all of those problems were fixed with the Next Gen Pro 2. All around, it’s a fantastic vibrator with really nothing wrong. It’s easy-to-use, its quieter, its tailored for amateurs, its scratch-proof and, like we said, there’s no con to this toy.

Doxy Die Cast – Polished Silver Review

Doxy Die Cast

Large, beautiful and strong. If masturbation were a fight, the Doxy would be an evident choice weapon. Often praised as an orgasm champion, a holy grail of sex toys in particular, not just wands. It’s no wonder that so many individuals want a Doxy and no surprise that it often swears by those fortunate enough to own one.

Doxy Die Cast
Doxy Die Cast

Even though I was burned a few times by things I was “sure to love,” I couldn’t curb my enthusiasm when I got my hands on a Doxy Die Cast from previous disappointment. I instantly hugged his minimalist white box to my chest, claiming that I would never let it go, then I took it to twitter to show my latest acquisition with excitement, as one does.

The Doxy Die cast feels heavy in my hands, with its significant quality and functionality body cries. Unsurprisingly, heavier than the initial Doxy is a reasonable quantity. It’s also heavier than any other wand / toy that I own (although not put together, a tiny elephant would outweigh it).  The aluminum / titanium alloy that is perfectly polished can be jarring to touch when it’s cold (which is often) but even that doesn’t hold me off touching it’s bright, super soft shaft.

Generally I despise’ cases ‘ storage of unnecessary packaging and sex toy. I could create a life-size fort with them if I stored all my toys in the packaging they were sent in. It also really bugs me that I had to pay extra essentially for something I didn’t want and that’s likely going on in the bin. HOWEVER… I like this situation, it’s the RULE exception. It’s easy and the’ sexy’ logo is not evident. Besides, I don’t let this beauty get scratched and there aren’t many sleeves / pouches large enough to fit the inside of the beast.

The Doxy Die-cast’s design isn’t overly fussy and it’s a dream to use with three bulky buttons. I enjoy their size, feel and blue-glow, it makes finding them in the dark or when attention is required elsewhere extremely easy. The super loooooooong lead / cord implies that anywhere in my bedroom I can plug in and use the Doxy. I thought I’d hate to have a lead attached to a sex toy but it wasn’t really a problem so far, I’m obviously not the gymnast in the bedroom I was.

The soft, silky silicone head feels good against my vulva and encompasses the whole region from clit to the bottom of my vaginal opening. I really like having my opening stimulated–just as I need clitoral stimulation, it just doesn’t have the capacity to get me off. The Doxy really solves that for me, completely covering all bases without the need for awkward angles or various toys!

It’s an experience to switch the Doxy on. I suggest you turn it on before you put it in the area you want to stimulate because it doesn’t begin at the smallest environment! I would also suggest that you have your own house if you try to be discreet because after the first few configurations this wand gets fairly noisy! The Doxy has eight speeds, and I (a energy enthusiast) can only use the first three… comfortably, that is. The smallest environment is ridiculously rumbly, but there is only a slight lack of power and directness to get me off’ free.’ With the correct attachment (enabling me to identify my clit’s sensations) I believe the first setting would do more than the work!  Switching from deliciously rumbly to all fucking guns blazing up to the second level there s a jarring shift in the sort of vibration!

Unfortunately, the smallest setting is where the greatest rumbles are found–every setting is gradually getting less rumbling from there. It’s a trend that’s sad and common I discovered in most sex toys. However, each increase does not disappoint in terms of power, jumping quite spectacularly from strength to strength. This is by far the most strong toy I have to make no error. Unfortunately, hurts the greater settings straight up HURT, even holding my hand’s head in the palm!

Unlike a inexpensive bullet, the Doxy is by no means ‘ buzzy.’ It doesn’t have that half-dead-bee, trapped in a container feel to it, but on the mid-higher settings it puts out so much power that the rumble just doesn’t seem to be able to maintain up. Honestly, with a small bit more rumble and tad less authority (in the view of my modest vulva) it could really do.

Since we’re on the subject of poor points, I’m not sure if the devil has possessed my Doxy, but the head has a habit of spinning around like the exorcist. After setting four, it happens and spins so hard on the higher settings that I can’t even hold it with my side. Even my masturbatory habit of pushing my head so hard I’m worried that I might break his neck doesn’t stop the spinning.

The Doxy flex’s neck with me when I strongly press the wand against me (such as rumbling my whole pubic bone too) but I understand it’s a true chance and sometimes something grinds inside it, noisily! My Doxy lives a lengthy, neck-injury-free life folk crossed my fingers!

Also, the Doxy Die-cast flames with lube-y fingers as it’s super soft body becomes super slick and slippery. That might not always be an issue–I’m often fully clothed and lying on my sofa when I jack off doxy-style, but when I’m playing in bed with a partner, you can bet there’s plenty of lube everywhere!

So how do I rate the Doxy Die-cast and the cheaper initial Doxy should you just get? Well, when your Dom-ing them, it’s fairly damn good, and loads of fun pressing against a partner or perineum mates. It’s also a fairly damn effective masturbatory instrument that gets me off in less than 5 minutes (using just the first three configurations). It’s almost knocked off the top place of my beloved Tango! It’s silicone non-porous head and sleek metal body offer it the edge (for me) above the original but if you’re struggling with heavy toys it might be one to prevent (unless you’ve got a helpful partner to hold it or you’re interested in becoming a rope wand holder).

The Doxy Die-cast shops at about £ 149.99 ($200) and can be discovered at WilderSides here.

Rouge Paddle Review

Rouge Paddle

I am collecting quite a collection of paddles, whips and flaggers–my internal sadist is always keen to discover fresh methods of inflicting suffering on my subby partner. Until now, most of those products have had the required impact, delightful whimpers and moans from my face that illicit a happy grin.

Rouge Paddle
Rouge Paddle

There’s one thing I can’t do in my collection, though –inflict enough suffering to fulfill my own internal masochist. I love pain. Not always, and definitely not when it comes from my angry ovaries or deformed joints, but I want to get everything my body can potentially take and then some when I’m in the mood for it. I’m a sadomasochist, but especially my masochism goes deep. Unlike my partner, I have no powerful submissive tendencies, he likes to be spanked as part of a vibrant D / s and discovers pain just one side of a multifaceted experience. He loves a spanking’s pauses and subtle teas, eager to please me and demonstrate me how courageous he can be. Whereas I have one track mind when I am the one on the receiving end. Pain, kindly, and do not stop for the sake of gods.

So when I was handed this paddle by the beautiful Patrick from Latex Leather and Lace, my first idea was to use it on my partner. It’s much more sturdy than the inexpensive paddles we own and I was quite enthusiastic about the prospect of inflicting on his arse something sadistically slappy and stingy. My second idea was that I wonder if this one is going to cause enough pain to fulfill me at last. Well, I got the response now.

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This paddle is produced of sturdy, soft leather (and therefore NOT VEGAN* sad-face*). The design is pretty lovely–paddles are often simple by definition, but this one feels like something unique thanks to the lovely profound blue and careful neat stitching. Something of quality, something that would brandish any Dominant or Top.

Wielding It

Wielding the Rouge Paddle is a dream. It is lightweight and flexible (despite feeling and looking very dense and strong), making it simple to use for lengthy periods of time. It’s not getting in the manner with this paddle arm ache and my internal sadist can shine through unperturbed.

That flexible lightweightness coupled with a super soft finish makes some slappy smacks serious. The sound is crumbling! Every mid-range hit rapidly bringing up a red blotch like a palm, but with half the effort. This is a useful element if you are willing to see some of a paddling’s instant impacts.

If you feel like spreading a thuddier whack with more weight behind it, attempt to put two fingers directly along the back of the paddle to prevent so much bending.

On The Receiving End

So how does it feel on The Receiving End? Not bad. Not bad. It’s stingy, slappy and elicits a yelp of shock / pain from me sometimes. I’m going to be honest, I’m going to prefer thuddy pain, or grabbing pain, or punchy pain…* purrs distractedly* but when I’m in a mood for wide stinging pain that blushes my cheeks, this paddle fits the bill.

But when I’m really in the mood for pain, I can lie there with this beating for an hour and still don’t feel completely happy or honest… in pain. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s not enough for this paddle. It’s great for light sessions and I think it’s going to be a good first paddle–capable of dishing sting-y hits from a low to mid-range but sadly it’s not quite capable of scratching my own itch.

To sum up, I can’t honestly blame this product, it’s the most beautiful flexible paddle we own (BY A LONG SHOT), and when I’m Dom-ing my partner, it dishes out precisely what I need it to. It may not be mean enough to satisfy me, but don’t let that bring you off unless you have a super-high tolerance of pain and on the extreme side like things a little more!

You can buy this paddle over at Latex Leather and Lace for only £31.99 (and you should because they are wonderful!).

Fun Factory Stronic Eins Review

Fun Factory Stronic Eins

Finally, I own a Stronic Eins to the party years late. Oh, how long I’ve been looking for this day! Dreamed of the strength and skill in the most creative development of the fun factory and imagined the waves of squirting enjoyment that would certainly overwhelm me. This is a hand held toy that inside you thrusts (or shakes more aptly), an idea that excites me on a variety of levels.

There have been very few toys I’ve been obsessed with over the Eins. Obsessing my toy often involves hours of studies, looking at pictures doe-eyed and sleuthing around at the highest cost. With pennies saved, (who should eat anyway?) often for months or even years before you can lastly click Add to Basket.

Fun Factory Stronic Eins
Fun Factory Stronic Eins

I read review after review and look at them jealously as more and more bloggers add to their collections my prospective’ Holy Grail ‘ sex toys. Because of my vacant savings account and a landlord who insists I pay my rent, it’s always behind the trend. I’m telling myself that this next toy is going to be the one I need. That I will come so much to enjoy it that just looking at it leaves my knickers in need of wringinging out.

However, the sad reality is that the We-vibe Tango is the only toy that has lived up to the hype around it. The larger trend is unfortunately that the most coveted toys have the furthest to fall, and worryingly I put it on the greatest pedestals for the Stronic Eins.

* ** The Stronic’s body has a very easy design, particularly for Fun Factory, which has a crazy catalog of swirly, pronged and sparkling creations. With just three strong buttons and two magnetic charging pins at the base, the handle is soft plastic. The shaft is silicone of medical grade, has the slightest bend forward for stimulation of the G-spot and a large bump near the base. I have my doubts that the latter should be a’ clitoral nub’ that Fun Factory seems to like to add to their toys, perhaps somebody should demonstrate them where the clitoris is?

My one HUUUUUGE peeve is the silicone with all the Fun Factory toys. Yes, I’m chuffed that it’s medical grade, but that doesn’t mean I want to leave the impression of my vagina as if it was sandpapered. There’s so much drag on the Eins that to the touch it’s almost grainy! To be honest, if there’s one toy that I want to be as smooth as possible, it’s the one that’s about to shake mechanically back and forth within me like an industrial table sander.

Most of the insertion is simple enough after solving the drag problem with a lot of dense lube (I use sliquid sassy to tame this specific beast). Thanks to the slim-ish shaft and tapered tip of the Eins, almost entirely.

The pattern design and how you cycle through them is a little strange. I won’t try to explain it because it’s bleugh… but basically there are ten settings. The constant one on which you begin, three quicker and then six fancy oscillating patterns. I’m going to say that if you accidentally skip past it, you can quickly get back to the one you want.

How far has the Stronic Eins dropped now that it was truly familiar with my vagina? Not to the extent that you might believe. I certainly haven’t found my Holy Grail in the Eins, but the same can be said for every single toy in my collection, and my erogenous zones are just too god-damn picky to win their hearts.

So, how’s that feeling? Not half that bad. That is, not as fantastic as I had expected it would be, but effective and pleasurable at the same time. The Eins shakes within me effectively back and forth–provided that I do not hold the handle too strongly or grip hard. The feeling is deliciously thuddy when it’s actually doing its thing, but I can’t help wishing the motions were deeper. I would say, at most, that the Stronic Eins moves back and forth about 2 cm. Whereas if I was masturbating with a dildo I would likely move it in and out a few inches at least.

For me, the thrusting of the Stronic is hit and miss, it may be lacking in the depth of its strokes, but it still packs a quite remarkable punch. It is not necessary to scoff at the velocity and force behind the shaking shaft and even the patterns feel fairly damn good (if not better than the constant environments). I might have to angle the handle to get the tip to hit my G-spot fairly dramatically, but when it does, it’s difficult to overlook.

This is the first toy with a engine that I really liked to use internally. I’m notoriously overwhelmed by vibrations inside me, so the Eins provides a motorized stimulation that doesn’t result in boredom and is, at its best, a rumbly-thud-machine that I’m happy to have inside me. When I catch my G-spot in the correct mood, the Eins can be quite sensational and with any luck I can experience a rather messy squirting session. Thank God that my clothes are waterproof (and this toy)! Sadly, another session is not going as well and I feel underwhelmed. Despite my fantasies, this isn’t a hand-held fucking machine and it can’t offer my partner and his dick’s lengthy delicious strokes as well.

* ** It’s not like someone fucking you at all and you can’t really keep up with the depth of a nice masturbation dildo. So why am I still collecting it? I’m a lazy person. I said it there, and it’s true to goddamn… at least when it comes to jacking off. I suffer from depression and, together with a severe depletion of my libido, it makes the concept of masturbation look really tedious. It sounds bad, but if I know I’m going to have to twist my wrist at an awkward angle and repeatedly thrust a dildo into my vagina twenty minutes before perhaps reaching climax, I probably won’t bother. But if for me, something like the Eins, I have something to do the thrusting, I might just feel like a potential orgasm worth the effort.

When I think back to other toys that I tried like the Bouncer that I likely would have liked ten billion times more if I had to do some thrusting / jiggling for me, it’s evident that the Stronic would always be a hit with me. It does the job and all I need to do is hold the handle so it doesn’t jackhammer out. I appreciate it (mostly) and sometimes it even makes me squirt when the planets align right.

At Lovehoney, you can buy the Fun Factory Stronic Eins for £ 139.99 (approximately $180.32 or $158.18).

Review: Mystim Sizzling Simon – Electrostimulation Vibrator

Mystim Sizzling Simon – Electrostimulation Vibrator

I THE CONFESS, I was infatuated with Simon for a long time in all his sizzling glory. If not more, I’m speaking a whole year. So infatuated, I just called a name for a sex toy like a individual. NOW IS MY LIFE!

I’ve always been excited about the concept of electrostimulation, but I’ve always avoided corded toys–never owning a single plug in or battery packed sex toy. I just don’t want to get tangled or restricted by their reach in cables. I want sex / masturbation to be spontaneous, free, uninhibited. Although I said I’m dreaming now that someone is binding my wrists with a doxy cord while using it on me. I’m a tricky human being.

Mystim Sizzling Simon – Electrostimulation Vibrator
Mystim Sizzling Simon – Electrostimulation Vibrator

So my heart was set when I discovered Mystims rechargeable collection, no cables, all-in – one E-Stim vibrators. It was an simple choice with three models to choose from–it had to be Sizzling Simon. My heart was laid with four specified ridges and average (goldilocks) size shaft. It took me a year to get my hands on Simon, and squeals of enthusiasm met his eventual arrival (thanks to Mystim)!

If you care about all of that, the Mystim E-stim vibrators come in fairly great packaging. The exterior packaging is a card and the Simon in its own storage box is zipped inside! It’s a good touch as the storage box is fairly travel-friendly, though there’s no space for a lock on the zip that’s a supervision! You will discover a usb charger, a manual, two lube satchets and Simon himself inside the convenient storage box, all nestled in nicely cleaned storage pockets and elastic straps. There s plenty of space in the box for more toys, and it is highly recommended to throw out the lube!

My Sizzling Simon is the black edition, which implies that the handle is black rather than white as far as I can tell. The first thing I noticed when I took him out was just how big and imposing a luxury vibrator looks like. I often discover (somewhat ironically) that the smaller / slimmer the shaft is the more you pay for a vibrator. You’re getting bang for your buck with Simon–in more than one manner, and maybe the Tickling Truman will saturate your size requirements if you want to get larger still?

It’s simple to load Simon (which you’ll have to do before you play) once you understand what you’re doing, it’s a magnetic loader for the record and it latches on the handle’s tiny metal logo. When loaded, the light will begin red and change to green. This magnetic charging system also enables the Sizzling Simon to be totally waterproof, which all inner vibrators (in my view) should be!

Together with Electric Eric, Tickling Truman and now Daring Danny, the Sizzling Simon has three primary tasks: Vibrations, E-Stim and Pelvic Floor training. There are two parts on the handle, the top of the E-Stim buttons and the bottom of the Vibration buttons. Now bear with me because it gets somewhat confusing (multi-functionality isn’t all it’s cracked to be).

To switch on the vibrations (which emit one in the tip and one in the shaft from two engines) you click the fourth down button in the top, once with the circular pattern on it. There are plus and minus buttons under the circular button to switch the vibrations up or down–enabling you to have five intensities. You click the circular button again to alter the patterns (of which there are eight!). Hold down the circular button for a few seconds to switch off the vibrations.

Press the third button down the top with the pulse pattern on it to use the E-stim. The buttons above are plus and minus buttons that allow you to move up and down the ten intensity levels readily. By pressing the pulse button again, you can modify the program, there are five programs (models) to choose from. So if I haven’t lost you entirely by now, you’ll have realized how much the Sizzling Simon has to give. For the first moment I was both optimistic and nervous about sliding it into my vagina. For a long time, I would have wanted Simon, and although electrocutting myself in the vagina seemed to be a terribly strange idea, I was fairly sure I’d like it.

I was shocked to be a boy. After running my fingers over the buttons (which I couldn’t see with the inserted toy anymore) and selecting the one for the E-stim. I sucked and pushed it in a deep breath. I waited a minute, nothing happened pretty sure before I reached down to press the plus button… nothing, I pushed it again. Ouch! Within me, I felt a sharp prickle, not a pleasant feeling, just pain, it reminded me that I was stung by a wasp. Something I would never want to occur in my vagina in particular.

So yeah, it didn’t go well with my first foray with Simon, it felt painful, stingy and prickly, and nothing like I thought it would. Even a play with the vibrations couldn’t bring me any joy from it, as the vibrations are very middle ground and internally I’m not really a vibration fan. I was heartbroken, the shaft felt lovely inside of me and shallow digging was a pleasure thanks to those ridges, but this would be a hell of costly dildo if I never used the engines!

I took Simon to my BFs house later that day (at his request). He was desperate to try E-stim and begged me to let him try it despite my bad (and not being anal secure!) experience. I forced him, of course, to lub the shaft and tightly hold the handle on his behalf. The shape worked for him as well as for me, and he promptly urged me to switch on the E-Stim.

I anticipated him to hate it completely, or at least… to find the feeling too bizarre / intense to translate as enjoyment. What I didn’t expect was that after stage three he would lose control and start writhing, chuckling, and asking me to switch up the settings. Every time I pushed the tensioned button, expecting it to be the’ too far’ step–the one that transformed enjoyment into pain, but it just kept going. With each rise, Grin gets larger and dick twitching more erratically. Finally, he gave himself into his urges and tugged himself over the edge. Splitting with cum on his own torso. I was a little shocked, excited and jealous. His reaction was indicative of all that I had hoped would be the Sizzling Simon. So why didn’t this work for me?

Horny and hopeless for some responses, I was cleaning the toy and settling next to the melted puddle that was my bf before. I wanted to experience anything that made him so ecstatic, or at least prove I wasn’t a wimp. At first, my vagina had other thoughts, tensing despite my excitement–reluctant to let the inside zappy, hurtful thing. Once I got the Sizzling Simon inside me, I made sure to double insert the entire shaft (the less you touch the surface the stronger the zaps will be on that part of you). Then I waited for the bravery to turn the pulses on an embarrassingly long time.

I had to set three (where I could see the zaps) and then lean to my now watchful partner. We produced out as a couple of hopeless adolescents sloppily, urgently. The zaps began to feel less cumbersome and more like small ripples, I clicked a notch on the force. The sharp prickly sensation was back, but this time it felt more than bearable and I would quickly have adapted to that stage too–feeling ripples rather than sharpness again. Using Simon like that–taking it steady, stopping caressing my bf, making sure I was totally excited, got me to level 8 all the way. It teetered on the edge of being too much, but I got closer to orgasm with every subtle tiny thrust of the shaft I could assemble and every pulsing ripple that grabbed my vaginal wall.

So that was Simon’s trick, I had to let him grow on me to get used to it. I would be excited with the evil shaft, revealing as it joined me in every rippling ridge. Enjoying the shaft’s slight flex. Use the vibrations to assist guide the pleasure / pain scale in the correct direction at the same moment as the E-stim. Taking stuff slow, frequently using it. Everything created my toy experiences so much better.

The Kegel exercise programs are also a lot of fun, and now I’ll be happy to sit there while reading a book with Simon inserted. Vaguely conscious of the muscle spasms and the zaps. See, who said it must be hard to work out! Honestly being tighter is not the objective here, as a tight vagina is usually just an unaroused vagina, for me, Kegel’s exercise is all about greater orgasms. Work those muscles to make the contractions that ripple through you larger and better when you do orgasm.

The Sizzling Simon is your buck’s bang epitome. With all the elegance and twice the functionality of an old-school Lelo toy, you really get a lot at a much more sensible cost. The shaft is silicone and flexible, the system is waterproof and rechargeable, it has various vibration patterns and strengths and various E-stim patterns and strengths, it even has a Kegel training program. This is just a crazy quantity of things to cram into a toy and I’ll personally confess I find this level of functionality a bit tiresome when you have to navigate all six buttons (some have more than one task). I would have been just as pleased if the toy had only E-Stim, but I’m sure there are tons of individuals who will enjoy getting both AND even better–being able to use both vibrations and E-Stim simultaneously.

Well finished mystim, you’ve developed a wonderful toy with which my only true problem is to navigate the sheer quantity of functionality that’s crammed into it. Keep up the wonderful job!

Buy the Sizzling Simon at Simply Pleasure for only £99.95 or for $152.82 at Peepshow toys.

A Comparison Between the Satisfyer 1, 2, Pro 2, Deluxe and Penguin

Satisfyer is a series that just came out of nowhere. One day, no one knew what the Satisfyer was, and suddenly, the toy and its unique concept took the sex toy industry by storm. The Satisfyer brand has released five different variants of the toy which are all seemingly identical. But obviously, there has to be a different, right? Well, that’s what we’re here to explain. In this article, we’re going to go over all five of these toys one by one so you can see exactly how these toys are similar / different from one another. Let’s get right into it.

SATISFYER PRO 2
SATISFYER PRO 2

Summary

This is a massive post and a lot of you will just want the answer so here it is, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is easily my favorite. EASILY. I rate it 8.5/10 where as the closest another version gets is 6.5. It has the most rumbly vibrations and has all the power you’ll need and some. It’s a really great vibrator, it’s not perfect, nothing ever is but overall I love it.

Satisfyer Penguin

Pro Penguin
Pro Penguin

Well, if you’ve ever had the urge to have a sex toy that looks like an actual penguin, well then do we have just the toy for you. Half colored in white and half colored in black, the Satisfyer Penguin has more of a refined sensation as compared to the other toys on this list. The sensations are a lot smoother, hence they do feel a bit underwhelming when you put the Penguin in comparison with the other toys. But, don’t worry, the Penguin is still more than enough to make you orgasm. When you’re first trying out the toy, the bulbous silicone coated bottom feels nice. But, as soon as you try to put it against your clit to use the toy, you can notice how weird it actually is. You have to hold the toy at a very specific angle to create the seal. Don’t get us wrong, some women will find it particularly easy to do so. However, most females will struggle with this and get absolutely nowhere.

Satisfyer 1

Satisfyer 1
Satisfyer 1

The Satisfyer 1 is one of the cheapest in the line of Satisfyer and a great alternative to the more expensive Womanizer series. Unlike the Penguin, the Satisfyer 1 actually has a decent silicone nozzle head that is just leaps and bounds more comfortable than most suction toys out there. The fat shape and curved edges make usage much more convenient against your vulva.

A huge downside of the Satisfyer 1 would be the flimsy build quality. It seems that the company compromised a lot in durability while making their toy. Of course, its cheap, but that doesn’t justify that seams in the body. Lube will get stuck between these seams and you shouldn’t even think about taking this toy underwater. A few minutes in, we’re pretty sure that it’ll stop working.

The vibrations of the Satisfyer aren’t anything too exciting, but they’re still better than the Penguin. However, our main concern would be the buzzier vibrations as you start to tune up the settings. It’s really weird how the toy turns into a vibrator as you slowly crank up the intensity. Plus, one of the worst things about this toy would be the power source. It requires two AA batteries; the only question here is why? This is 2019, why are toys still running on AA batteries?

Satisfyer 2

Satisfyer 2
Satisfyer 2

If we’re talking strictly about looks, the Satisfyer 2 is the worst toy on this list. It has a really ugly beige colors that just doesn’t do the Satisfyer name justice. This is the design that should never even have been made. But, if we move away from the looks for a bit, you’ll see that this thing is pretty good at giving you orgasms and its much stronger than the two Satisfyer products we mentioned above.

The toy starts off a bit light and at a manageable intensity, but it slowly moves on over to a much more intense setting later on. Satisfyer really did us all a huge favor and put in a plus and minus button on the toy which is a huge plus point in terms of functionality.

Amongst all the good to this toy, the design is absolute garbage as we said earlier. Moreover, this toy is a monster in terms of sound. Obviously, the power motor is to thank for this noise toy. If we’re being honest, even with these deal-breaking flaws, this is still a pretty nice toy for its price tag.

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe
Satisfyer Pro Deluxe

Satisfyer definitely tried to do something different with the Deluxe and tried to incorporate a small pebble like structure. The toy looks less like a Satisfyer and more like a mini version of Eve from Wall-E. Regardless, we can’t give much to this toy in terms of design and usability since its so uncomfortable to use. Apart from that, there’s just a single button to control the intensities and vibration modes, which is a little weird since Satisfyer hit the money with the Satisfyer 2’s + and – buttons. In terms of vibration, we’d place the Deluxe somewhere between the Satisfyer 1 and the Penguin. It’s not as powerful as the 1, but definitely thuddier than the Penguin.

No matter what toy we’re talking about, there’s a specific type of female body that would fit this to great. However, when it comes to the Pro Deluxe, we’re having trouble comprehending who would appreciate this weird design.

There’s also the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen but it isn’t as good.

Satisfyer Pro 2

Satisfyer Pro 2
Satisfyer Pro 2

Finally, let’s move on to the best toy that Satisfyer has ever put out, the Satisfyer Pro 2. This is the only toy from the company that can go one-on-one with the entire Womanizer brand.

It feels like Satisfyer heard all the complains from the last few toys and tried to combine all those products into one, minus the flaws. And, we can definitely say that they did this pretty well. The Satisfyer Pro 2 comes with a decent design, a + and – button for ease of use and more importantly, it has a quieter motor than the Deluxe or the Penguin.

The pulsations of the Pro 2 contain the most strength and the best part is the silky silicone head. Satisfyer heard our prayers and added a silicone head to make their mediocre heads extremely smooth. So, without a doubt, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is the finest product from Satisfyer made to date. If you’re looking for a decent product to buy, the Pro 2 is definitely a good candidate.

Read my full review of the Satisfyer Pro 2 here

Or Perhaps you’d be interested in hearing more about the Womanizer Pro 40?

The Final Word

If you value quality above all else. If you want thoughtful design and product guarantees, then I have to say skip the Satisfyers all together – my all-time-fav (the Satisfyer Pro 2) is starting to look a little worse for wear with scratches all over it. If you want the most luxurious, the most high quality, the most renowned, and don’t mind quite pinpoint sensations and paying out a fair bit more, I recommend you get the Womanizer Pro 40.